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Lucky Brand Archives • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

I Told A Lie Today To Get Free Jeans

I’ve been wearing Lucky Brand jeans for over ten years.

While I’m not fashion forward I do like a decent pair of denim. Every year I pick up one or two new pairs of Lucky’s. They run about $130. I match them with solid color t-shirts. READ MORE

I Played Dress Up For Fun

I wore a nice shirt and tie to work today.

For the previous year I have been in nothing more upscale then my Lucky Brand jeans. In the summer I wear shorts and a polo shirt.

Mostly this is because I bike to work every day, which leaves me completely soaked with perspiration by the time I enter the office. Since I shower in the morning, I don’t smell bad. I towel off the sweat in the bathroom and change clothes. READ MORE

I Used to Wear Tight Jeans – A Confession

There has been an unfortunate trend over the past few years where men, usually in their late-teens to early twenties, have started to purchase and wear “skinny” jeans. I’m talking about the jeans that are not just tight in the seat or waist, but in the legs, too. READ MORE

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