I decided that since I'm scheduled to attend BlogWorld in Los Angeles in November, I should get some business cards to hand out.
And even though business cards lost all practicality around 1997, it still seemed like the right thing to do.
We all know that nobody really likes it when you force a business card at someone unwarranted. It's a douche move, plain and simple.
I’m glad to say for the first time in the history of this website, I have completed my first full week of posts.
My intention was always to publish something every few days, and I’m thankful that my readership keeps increasing.
In fact, just yesterday Google had my blog ranked around position twelve for the search keywords “blog funny†and “funny blog.â€
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!