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My Third Week With The Onion – Another Bad Week

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Do you think a cannibal would eat the warts first or last?

I’m currently taking a course with The Onion and each week we learn a few more of their “funny filters” and then are sent home to write ten headlines and one article. This is difficult for me.

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