Instead of trying to impress you with a nice build-up before the story, I'm just going to let the story impress you on its own.
My Review – As Seen On Amazon.com
Perfect If Your Coworkers Grafted a Dick On Your Hand!
As a genetic bio-engineer, I am working on architecting the growth of organs and appendages via biological induction grafting. For you dummies, that means I do things like grow human ears on mice. It's super cool.
Remember watching HBO when you were a kid, and when an R rated movie came on like Angel Heart or Hardbodies 2, you sat with eager anticipation of the warnings that would display right before the film started? As a boy, the best I could hope for was “nudity.” Although, often times, if there wasn't nudity in a movie, there still might be “adult situations.” This usually meant that there was some dialog in the movie pertaining to sex. Good enough.
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!