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Getting Set Up On A Date By The Woman Who Introduced Me To My Wife Who Ended Up Divorcing Me

I have an acquaintance named Elizabeth.   She’s not exactly a friend, because we never do anything together.   This is of no fault of either of us.   She has two kids and a husband.   She’s also a highly accomplished veterinarian and runs her own practice.   I like her very much, and she’s one of the sweetest people I have met. READ MORE

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