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Why My Friends Call Me The AssMan (aka Stitches and Poo) – Part II

I'll probably show you the scar if you ask nice enough.

When we last left D.J. he had just fallen through a glass table at a makeshift summer party at Adam’s grandparents’ condo. Blood was flowing freely from his fanny (again with the alliteration?) and he was waiting for the dopey ambulance EMTs to find the home. They had pulled into the wrong complex. READ MORE

The Absurdity of Panic Attacks – BandBackTogether BlogAThon

Originally posted at AdorableChaos

There is so much to fear in this world, if you choose to pay attention. I try not to pay attention. I focus on all the happy things in the world, like cupcakes and puppies and long baths with lavender salts.

There are days when it doesn’t work. I’m cruising through a day, bright and shiny when anxiety stops me in my happy little tracks. READ MORE