Last year, the Chinese dubbed 2011 The Year of the Rabbit. Boooooooooring.
In response, I named 2011 The Year of the Shower Glove. Thousands read this manifest on better experiences while showering. I received not one but TWO cease and desist letters from the National Washcloth Council.
The first time I met my wife was on a blind date. We were set up by a coworker of hers who told me I needed meet her friend. Since I didn’t know her coworker all that well, I couldn’t really ask the most important question my immature mind was thinking…
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!
