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Make 2012 The Year of the Bed Suspenders

Make 2012 The Year of the Bed Suspenders
Don't stop reading now. Trust me.

Last year, the Chinese dubbed 2011 The Year of the Rabbit.  Boooooooooring.

In response, I named 2011 The Year of the Shower Glove.  Thousands read this manifest on better experiences while showering.  I received not one but TWO cease and desist letters from the National Washcloth Council. READ MORE

I Fell In Love With a Girl Who Had Already Seen Me Naked And Then Rejected Me

The first time I met my wife was on a blind date.   We were set up by a coworker of hers who told me I needed meet her friend.   Since I didn’t know her coworker all that well, I couldn’t really ask the most important question my immature mind was thinking… READ MORE

Readers Draw Me


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