Exhausted after a night of partying with the AimingLow NonCon participants.
This will be really short. I don’t normally do “short” (I don’t even respect short people), but this is deserved of visual goodness. The event tonight was a superhero themed party. It was amazing and I can’t begin to tell you of all the hilarious costumes. I can’t because I’ll feel like a dick if I mention one and not all.
So, I’ll just tell you about ours.
My girlfriend Jessica spent three hours sewing in the hotel room to craft the outfit. Last month one of you suggested that we come dressed as HermAphrodite, a combo of the Greek gods Hermes and Aphrodite. I certainly couldn’t come up with anything that brilliant, so we ran with it.
Jessica constructed both a faux-penis and vagina. She, naturally, took the wang. The vagina was so anatomically accurate it even had that stuff that isn’t so pretty coming out of it. It was a big hit, and I owe both the reader and Jessica a huge debt of gratitude.
I can’t find the Facebook post where I took this suggestion, so if it was your idea, please let me know. I want to send you something.
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