Exhausted after a night of partying with the AimingLow NonCon participants.
This will be really short. I don’t normally do “short” (I don’t even respect short people), but this is deserved of visual goodness. The event tonight was a superhero themed party. It was amazing and I can’t begin to tell you of all the hilarious costumes. I can’t because I’ll feel like a dick if I mention one and not all.
So, I’ll just tell you about ours.
My girlfriend Jessica spent three hours sewing in the hotel room to craft the outfit. Last month one of you suggested that we come dressed as HermAphrodite, a combo of the Greek gods Hermes and Aphrodite. I certainly couldn’t come up with anything that brilliant, so we ran with it.
Jessica constructed both a faux-penis and vagina. She, naturally, took the wang. The vagina was so anatomically accurate it even had that stuff that isn’t so pretty coming out of it. It was a big hit, and I owe both the reader and Jessica a huge debt of gratitude.
I can’t find the Facebook post where I took this suggestion, so if it was your idea, please let me know. I want to send you something.
KatrinaDaviesHutchesson says:
Oh I so needed a laugh tonight….you certainly gave me that
D.J. Paris says:
KatrinaDaviesHutchesson Glad to have done it! You have the most Australian name ever, by the way.
jeneralinsanity says:
THAT is awesome. Jessica deserves a medal for those pieces! And whoever gave you the idea deserves a little reach around slap & tickle…
D.J. Paris says:
jeneralinsanity Women dig reach arounds?
inthemomlight says:
If you don’t respect short people, then I may as well say what I’ve been thinking since I met you – I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! Whew, now that that is off my chest, I’d like to put something else on the table, my post baby lady parts may just look like the vagine fashioned by your lady………… anyway, hope you all are having a super fabulous amazing time at the non con – wish I could have been there!
D.J. Paris says:
inthemomlight Oh right, you are tiny! I forgot. I wish you were able to have been there, too.
MicheleLeAnn says:
I love how the pubes are leopard print. And not to insult Jessica’s fine sewing skills, but I’ve never seen a vagina that looks like that. It looks scary, like it may have teeth. =
D.J. Paris says:
MicheleLeAnn I’ve seen one like that. No joke.
MicheleLeAnn says:
tfpHumorBlog Yeesh, I hope you didn’t touch it. 🙁