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by D.J. Paris on February 23, 2013
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I deserve the space pen because I noticed you went to the salon and got a sexy new haircut. So yeah, I deserve it because I’m observant.
I deserve a space pen because I go into space all the time and I’m tired of having to use a pencil.
The Fisher space pen’s claim to fame is it writes from any angle. Writers like @BirdBrayn would kill to write easily from any angle. So, Save a life. Give the Fisher pen to @BirdBrayn! :^\
I deserve…. wait, no, it’s not me who deserves it. My fiance deserves a space pen because when you’re in the military, trying to write in your notebooks when you’re in the field it’s incredibly difficult to do with a normal pen/pencil. And I deserve to win one for him because every time we go to staples all I hear is “I wish I could get that space pen, it’s so cool, but I can’t afford it” haha
Now, I deserve this pen because I always write mid-cartwheel. My cartwheels are very slow. So normally, because I do not own an awesome space pen, I have to go all Russian on it and use a pencil. But the problem with using a pencil, when you are doing so during a cartwheel, is that you don’t always have time to tuck it away before the critical point where you need your hands to prevent painful head-to-ground action. Which means that a lot of pencils are simply sent flying, and that is not very good OR very eco-friendly, because if a pencil is sent flying it will eventually crash, and when it crashes the writing bit (which is no longer lead, but I have no idea what it actually is) breaks. That is a huge waste of pencils. I am actually single-handedly killing off the Amazon. So. Give it to me and save the planet!
I lived in Chicago for 8 years and none of my apartments were as awesome as yours. This has nothing to do with space pens but more that I miss my apartments in Chicago… but I like the space pen and now, living suburbia NC have a daughter who’s all about science, robotics and STEM. So that counts. For real.
I deserve the space pen because I’m a teacher of teenagers and have two teenagers at home (only one of whom is actually mine) and anyone who spends that much time with teenagers deserves something that’s nerdy and cool at the same time, like a trip to the Air and Space museum in Washington, D.C., or, if that’s not possible, at least a space pen.
I deserve a Fisher Space Pen because….well….I just want it. I also just followed you on Twitter. Plus, I have three kids. The youngest likes to steal anything I am writing with. I constantly find myself trying to write upside down.
When I told my husband what video I was watching he said “Space Pen? Like the Seinfeld episode?” Then you said it. So see….great minds and all.
I can’t handle the pressure to come up with something witty to say after reading the other comments, so I’ll just be honest. I like free stuff. And since I’ve started writing more seriously I’ve become more picky about my writing implement (is that the right word?). I hand-write all my posts then type them into my computer, so I need a good pen. I could use some good-quality paper to go with the pen too. But the McDonalds’ napkins will suffice for now.
I don’t deserve the pen, but I want the pen (honesty is good, right?). It’s cool. It writes upside down. It also looks pointy enough to use on vampires should they attack me while I’m writing a “HELP ME” note after being chased from the cemetery I patrol after dark. The pen is more powerful than the sword, after all. I also believe that you should have one really good pen that is forever with you. The Fisher Space Pen could be that pen. Your contribution could be the beginning of an epic pen/writer relationship.
I deserve the pen because I am always so busy with my 10 month old that I often think of things to blog or tweet about once I finally lay down to go to sleep, which could be anywhere from midnight to 3 am. I need to be able to write laying down. It’s not a clever explanation, but it is true. Also I like shiny, fancy things. That pen is pretty fancy shmancy. Oh, and I would brag to everyone about where I got it and ask that they immediately follow you on Twitter and your blog. Like, when I order my coffee at Starbucks and they hand it to me with a smile, I will say, “Speaking of which, have you seen my fancy shmancy space pen? I got it from this way cool blogger D.J. Paris, and you should follow him or I will never buy coffee from you again,” then I’d smile and wink to make sure I didn’t hurt their feelings.
“What are those things called again? Space ships? No, space shuttles. Wait – is that right?” … LMFAO… I deserve your Space Pen because that shit was funny right there, watching you stumble over astronaut vehicles. haha… I’m still laughing…
I definitely deserve the pen because you and I are exactly alike. When you couldn’t remember the spaceship word? That’s me. I can’t remember which way is up. SOOOOO, a pen that writes upside down is simply paradise for me. Do you want my address now?
I am Canadian. I love beavers and touques. I love ice and polar bears. I love mountains and flat lands. And if I had the pen, I would love it too. Probably the most out of all things Canadian.
Hmmmm…Why do I deserve the pen? I didn’t get offended when you wrote boobs on the paper!
I don’t deserve the space pen, but I sure do want it!
I deserve this pen because I don’t have one, and it looks like everyone should.
Unlike more deserving commentors, I have no affiliation with the military (but I can throw my boobs over my shoulder like a continental soldier) and I have no children (but I wave my boobs to my neighbor with a minimum of labor). Nor do I have plans for space travel (but my boobs stand up in the sky) or saving the Amazon (but my boobs can be pretty and plain). I am not Canadian (but if my boobs are racin’ they will win) and I don’t believe the pen is more powerful than the sword (but my boobs will cut a b***h [that's totally a verse - maybe only in my neighborhood]).
Pick me, pick me! The last pen in the house just ran out of ink. I’m left with pencils and no pencil sharpener. To top things off, my husband totaled my car. As he puts it, it wasn’t his fault that the car in front of him stopped suddenely while he was reaching for his cup of coffee. I have no pen and no way to get to the store. If you pick me I would use the pen to write my husband a nasty note for destroying my car and then use the pen to sign on the dotted line at the car dealership while using my husbands savings to buy myself a fancy new car.
Me thinks Jen W wins with all her book talk. Sounds like she has impressive ones! She definitely deserves the pen.
P.s. does this win me any points on winning the pen????
I’m just leaving a comment on the awesomeness of not being able to come up with “space shuttle.” I have absolutely no use for a spacee pen, although ’tis cool. What with being legally blind and having Parkinson’s Disease, I don’t wield too many writing instruments and wouldn’t do any of that sort of nonsense upside down. Nice Video. “Space shuttle.” Say it 3 times.
I don’t really like or want the space pen, but I’m a regular reader and wanted to stop by to say kudos on doing the video blog thing. I’d like to do one but I have been chicken about it. Nicely done.
I deserve this pen, because while teaching, sometimes I need to write on papers pinned to bulletin boards. Or especially while teaching the little ones, it’s a lot easier to pick up the paper and hold it up against a wall to write rather than squatting down to their table height. Plus, as a teacher, I’m such a nerd over pens and office supplies. I pretty much need this astronaut pen.
i think i should win it cuz i’m really sad right now and it just might brighten things up. i’m an nurse doing home visits up in a rural mtn area. seems like my peeps are having lots o’ troubles now in their lives and i’m there 4 em but it’s secretly bumming me out.
I deserve the pen because I came here as told. If not me, give it to the lady with the particularly dexterous boobs.
I need it to help Pinky and the Brain write their plots down to take over the world!!!!!! pick me so I can help them cap’d out mom
I deserve a Fisher Space Pen because I grade a lot of papers and I want to grade papers while I am laying in bed. Usually, I only use leaky inky pens in bed, because they are the only ones that write upside down for a little while. But then, they leak all over my pillow or my face if I fall asleep grading. Come on, give a writing teacher a break! Give me a Fisher Space Pen!!!!!
I really deserve this fantastic Fisher Space pen because I am an awesome Tooth Fairy both online and off, and a real unique ambassador, believe me! I need a pen that works topsy turvy while I am flying round and round! ? I am still fairy old skool and love to write hand written messages and notes and paper greeting cards and letters to friends and family. Pretty please ( no sugar on top ) I wish you pick ” ME ” the tweeting @toothfairycyber ??*¨*•.¸???
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