In this past week, you got to see my on television, some holiday cards I have sent out, and how I wound up with 20 Kroger VHS tapes.
Plus, I got a car so no more walking to the store like a chump.
- My Career As A Video and Photo Thief – Did I ever steal anything? Yes!
- My Holiday Cards Are Better Than Your Holiday Cards – Would you like to get on the list for this year? Too bad! (I don’t much care for you.)
- I Get Drunk On Not-Eating – Want me to tell you how much I love you? Hide the protein, carbs, and fat.
- Watch Me On TV – Like Right Now! – Tired of really unattractive guests on talk shows? Me too! Get ready to watch and fall in love with more of me.
- Sitting Here In My Underwear At My Parents’ House In The Kitchen – I forgot to mention this in the story, but a woman rang the doorbell while I was writing this. I ran and hid so she wouldn’t see my boxer briefs.
