DoubleBack – This Week in TFP – 9/12/11 – 9/18/11

Posted by D.J. on Sep 18, 2011 | 0 comments

In this past week, you got to see my on television, some holiday cards I have sent out, and how I wound up with 20 Kroger VHS tapes.

Plus, I got a car so no more walking to the store like a chump.

• My Career As A Video and Photo Thief – Did I ever steal anything?  Yes!
• My Holiday Cards Are Better Than Your Holiday Cards – Would you like to get on the list for this year?  Too bad!  (I don’t much care for you.)
• I Get Drunk On Not-Eating – Want me to tell you how much I love you?  Hide the protein, carbs, and fat.
• Watch Me On TV – Like Right Now! – Tired of really unattractive guests on talk shows?  Me too!  Get ready to watch and fall in love with more of me.
• Sitting Here In My Underwear At My Parents’ House In The Kitchen – I forgot to mention this in the story, but a woman rang the doorbell while I was writing this.  I ran and hid so she wouldn’t see my boxer briefs.