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Thanks DJ! Yea… I’m half of Simply Sassy Media (the Sassy part, heh). You’re right! We are giving 2 bloggers the full hotel stay and a small stipend to help with their travel, child care, shoes, booze, clothes, booze… the important stuff. Thanks for letting people know and spreading the word!
SassyMamainLA You guys are AMAZING. Well done! Also, my comments go into your spam folder every time – ha. Can you fish that out? Thanks!
tfpHumorBlog SassyMamainLA it’s all comments. I’m not smart enough to fix it. I usually just let my partner fish them out cause I am lazy. Clearly, she got the crappy end of our deal.
Ooh…this looks exciting. I might just put on my highest heels and tell someone they look pretty! Also is that a small-dog-with-really-long-tail that ran through the video?
thebloggerincognito It’s a chihuahua! Search my blog with the keyword chihuahua.
I want to come (WANT TO COME!!), but why does it have to be on the same day as my best-friend-of-twenty-years’ wedding? I’d blow it off, but I’m kind of in the wedding. *Sigh,* you probably did that on purpose, didn’t you? Side note: nice background music. Classy choice.
Natalie the Singingfool As someone that’s in a band, I did pick some horrendous music. But it was free and I don’t have to pay royalties. But yes, it sucks nards.
tfpHumorBlog Natalie the Singingfool ~ totally bad porn music. LOL But peace out to my girl Peepers! I saw her make a break for it in the background. I heart her!!!! She gave me boobs.
And for this… I will not put you to work again unexpectedly at the non-con……. haha okay who am I kidding!? Can’t wait to see you there buddy!
DontSpkWhinese I can’t wait to support you by taking a black marker to all your books and crossing out the co-author’s dick name!
I definitely wanna go! This would be my first conference. So exciting! I will check it out.
RachRiot you have to go – we need more blondes. Oh, but only real ones.
tfpHumorBlog RachRiot Just WHAT are you implying, sir?!? I was born blonde and that’s all you need to know. Now good day– I SAID GOOD DAY.
RachRiot tfpHumorBlog the roots tell a different story. A much darker story!
tfpHumorBlog RachRiot I’ll be sure to spray some Sun In on my roots before the conference. I hope this pleases you.
A free (non)conference?? What’s not to love? I’m gonna try to figure out a way to get there…and also to figure out where this mythical “Calloway Gardens” place is…
Manny the Manny Yeah – get there! Going to be really fun. Trust me.
I wish I could my friend. However, I wouldn’t be able to go without a guide. Being blind sucks butt.
Craziness Abounds Well, I love you anyway. Like really LOVE you. In that way. Gross!
@craziness is a guide someone specific that you hire or just a friend you take with you who accompanies you?
I have to have someone with me to get me to and from. I tend to walk out in front of cars as I can’t see them, or miss steps and fall on my face. As entertaining as all that would be I’m a sissy and try avoiding pain and embarrassment.
Craziness Abounds You MUST put a photo on your LiveFyre account. You do so much commenting!And, get your ass there. Stop being a bozo.
Sounds like fun. I’m sorry I’m not going to be there to heckle you. Ask Anissa. I’m a fabulous heckler. She calls me Queen Asshole. She says it with love of course.
Redneck Mommy If only you could see the email threads going on right now with the group. There have been over 100 messages in the past three days. The attacks… they are so wrong.I just said something horrific to Faiqa. Something that would keep me out of public office.By the way, I’m totally running for public office! Like a king position of something awesome.
tfpHumorBlog Oh, honey, you haven’t said anything that isn’t repeated daily on FOX news. Redneck Mommy
Faiqa Redneck Mommy I resent that comment. You know I only watch Spice./Does the Spice Network even exist anymore? Thank God it did when I didn’t have dates back in high school and college.
Dude. You were super bossy until 1:25. Then you got bossy again in the last 2:15. And then the dead air. That’s just freaking arrogant. We’re going to have to have some sort of arm wrestling match for alpha superiority at the conference.
Faiqa I have no problem head-butting you during the match to gain the edge. I’ll knock that bandana right off – in the direction of Mecca.
Of course you love me.
Why wouldn’t you. You should come join our online book fair. We are raising money for the diabetes association. Trying to help other kids so they don’t end up like I have. All the info is on my blog and it starts tomorrow. We have over 30,000 entries so far. It’s gonna be huge. Also I will work on that picture thing. You’re such a nag! haha
Craziness Abounds How do I do the book fair thing? I should be upfront that I just tossed like 20 books in the dumpster. But they were from my ex-wife’s veterinary school days. Nobody wants to read about raccoon skeletons.