Captions From Readers – II
Photos sent by readers that they demand I caption! Will I write a 10? A 5? Only you will know! By reading this! Right now! Goddammit!
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Sent from Whitney C (taken by husband)
Gee Whitney, I'm not sure why Warren Jeffs turned down your proposal to be his 17th wife...
Sent and Taken By David K
The only difference between these two girls is that the one behind the screen hates her father.
Sent and Taken By FC
The guy leaning up against the tree is too terrified to move.
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Imagine the negative of picture 3 (if people still used film) It would be a bunch of white guys with black shirts playing ball while a black guy in a white shirt watches.....that's comedy!!
Not bad DJ, not bad at all.
1. Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssss!
2. It Begins.
3. Seems the Oompah Loompah Growth experient went awry.
Oh, and #2
" She's 1/4 Belgian...horse."
Meh, best I got
Really?! You went with the Mormon joke? Too easy. Although I can't come up with anything better besides maybe some kind of ironic marriage promo? "And to think, you could wake up to this. Every. Morning. For the rest of your life. Forever. For. Ever."
(I just read that again, and thought I accidentally wrote ironic marriage porno. Whoa that could be a memorable caption.)
On the third pic, wouldn't it be hilarious if someone yelled "COPS!" just to watch them try to run? Like penguins.
1) And this is my velociraptor impression.
2) For those times when your calves and feet are freezing, but the rest of you is burning up.
3) Even after the torso elongation surgery, Reggie and Cliff still didn't get chosen for the pickup game.
I mean richlcarmichael
1. Show me that sexy face!....On second thought, I really have to go, I have a meeting in the morning.
1(2). Get in the flask.
2. I thought this was the line for the bathroom.
2(2). Don't squat with spurs on.
2(3). Eskimo boots don't quite have the same ring in a cowgirl getup.
3. It seems like 34x32 would have been more appropriate. But I guess the 32x8 were on sale.
3(2). At least his hat fits.
3(3). But the guy said it would shrink after I washed it.
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#1 Breath mint anyone?
#2 Woah Snookie got taller!
# 3 When they take off their pants in the locker room their long t-shirts can cover their horse parts eerrr I mean man parts.
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