Photos sent by readers that they demand I caption! Will I write a 10? A 5? Only you will know! By reading this! Right now! Goddammit!
By the way, if you want a photo captioned, please email it t0 dj@thoughtsfromparis.com
Sent from Whitney C (taken by husband)
Sent and Taken By David K
Sent and Taken By FC
Think you can do better? Prove it! Write your comments below and we’ll judge you unmercifully.
Rich says:
1. Show me that sexy face!….On second thought, I really have to go, I have a meeting in the morning.
1(2). Get in the flask.
2. I thought this was the line for the bathroom.
2(2). Don’t squat with spurs on.
2(3). Eskimo boots don’t quite have the same ring in a cowgirl getup.
3. It seems like 34×32 would have been more appropriate. But I guess the 32×8 were on sale.
3(2). At least his hat fits.
3(3). But the guy said it would shrink after I washed it.
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Rich says:
I mean richlcarmichael
changethetopic says:
1) And this is my velociraptor impression.
2) For those times when your calves and feet are freezing, but the rest of you is burning up.
3) Even after the torso elongation surgery, Reggie and Cliff still didn’t get chosen for the pickup game.
WhitneyLeeCondie says:
Really?! You went with the Mormon joke? Too easy. Although I can’t come up with anything better besides maybe some kind of ironic marriage promo? “And to think, you could wake up to this. Every. Morning. For the rest of your life. Forever. For. Ever.”
(I just read that again, and thought I accidentally wrote ironic marriage porno. Whoa that could be a memorable caption.)
On the third pic, wouldn’t it be hilarious if someone yelled “COPS!” just to watch them try to run? Like penguins.
WhitneyLeeCondie says:
Oh, and #2
” She’s 1/4 Belgian…horse.”
Meh, best I got
BellyBillboard says:
Not bad DJ, not bad at all.
1. Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssss!
2. It Begins.
3. Seems the Oompah Loompah Growth experient went awry.
Metzy says:
Imagine the negative of picture 3 (if people still used film) It would be a bunch of white guys with black shirts playing ball while a black guy in a white shirt watches…..that’s comedy!!
Lifes a beach says:
#1 Breath mint anyone?
#2 Woah Snookie got taller!
# 3 When they take off their pants in the locker room their long t-shirts can cover their horse parts eerrr I mean man parts.
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sarahmac_1 says:
@tfpHumorBlog Hmmm, not sure If I can use my captions – depends on how PC you want them to be?