What I Learned From Bill Flynn

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A friend of mine passed away last month. And while there’s plenty of humor about dying and being dead, I thought I’d take a short stab at writing something less sophomoric that my usual nonsense. Not a full seven-inches-in-stab, like …

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Allison and D.J. Need Your Questions About Dating

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I was dumped recently. Should you feel sorry for me? Sure, why not? I like attention. But here’s the good news. According to my single lady friends, the quality of men who are forty years old and single are a real horror …

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Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Work

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In case you didn’t see the previous announcement, Allison Arnone and myself are here to fix your stupid problems. First up is the hassles around your work environment. You wrote in, and we wrote out. Enjoy. What should I do …

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I Reviewed Bic For Her Pens on InThePowderRoom

D.J. Paris Bic For Her In the Powder Room

Sometimes I have to let an idea incubate. Every month I pen a short piece for InThePowderRoom, probably the greatest humor blog on the web. Or, accurately, the greatest humor blog on the web that has asked me to …

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I Reviewed the F-Cup Cookie on InThePowderRoom

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Once in a while I make a good life decision. Recently, I worked out an exclusive content agreement with bed humor site InThePowderRoom. This means I write fresh stuff for them every month. My dead for this month’s article is …

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I Reviewed the Diva Cup on InThePowderRoom

Diva Cup Gross

Menstruation is both gross and offensive. It is, however, one of those unavoidable consequences that a male must endure if he so chooses to co-habitate with a female of breeding age. Sure, the lady also endures, I SUPPOSE, but they’re not …

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