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Comments on: Who Wants My Ex-Wife’s Lab Coats? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:17:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: FancyGirl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-14865 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:17:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-14865 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I have three turtles- supposedly all girls. I see them like that A LOT. Now I feel weird. Maybe not weird but slightly conflicted. Privacy screen for the tank?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-9991 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:57:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-9991 In reply to Zena Zee.

Lab  coat is on the way!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-9990 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-9990 @Juststuff3    @tfpHumorBlog  The turtles are none of your beeswax and I’ll ask you not to mention them again!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-9989 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-9989 @inthemomlight  Nah, it’s not that bad.

]]> By: Zena Zee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-8062 Mon, 13 Aug 2012 05:39:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-8062 I’d take them, I’ve always wanted a lab coat.
If it makes you feel better you can pretend I’m burning them and dancing around them in a crazy heathen dancing montage.

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-7998 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 14:06:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-7998 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  or porn…. although turtle porn may be hard core…

]]> By: Juststuff3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-7993 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 02:33:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-7993 In reply to Juststuff3.

@tfpHumorBlog touche…you win 🙂 i absolve myself of fault….for this at least….too much other shit in my own life is already my fault. ::-D Tell me more about those turtles hunh?!?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-7991 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 02:25:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-7991 In reply to Juststuff3.

 @Juststuff3  Just because you said that, I have decided to screw it up!  It’s your fault.

]]> By: Juststuff3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-7990 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 02:14:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-7990 In reply to Juststuff3.

@tfpHumorBlog. Ahhhh if only i was a real woman….sigh …. i’m a realist….your girlfriend sounds awesome…don’t screw it up !! Give yourself this chance at real happiness…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/who-wants-my-ex-wifes-lab-coats/#comment-7989 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 02:08:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3253#comment-7989 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  well played, sir!

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