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Comments on: What I Need From YOU (It’s Not Dirty) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 09 Mar 2014 20:54:29 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Bella https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-27818 Sun, 09 Mar 2014 20:54:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-27818 Golly, gee whiz, you have super famous followers. I am jelling big time. My coolness factor was badly damaged because I had an actor from Pacific Rim spanked his monkey 3 times a day in the span of 5 days listening to me do a financial audit. 😉

]]> By: Hope https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-17197 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:12:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-17197 I’m a little tardy to the party, I know. Bragging isn’t as terrible as it seems. it says ‘hey, look at what I did; isn’t it neat-o?’ It’s when people constantly brag on and on about this and that. I work next to a ‘one-upper’. You know the type, their self esteem is so low that they constantly have to top anything and everything you say or do; even if it’s true or not. By golly, it’s really freaking annoying!!! One day I feel like I may snap and punch her dead in her boob……..My boss says I should come in and say that my husband was arrested for drugs AGAIN and all of my children have explosive diarrhea just to see how she tops that. It may be worth a shot!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-8748 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:17:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-8748 @tfpHumorBlog When you figure it out you’ll know.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-7370 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 02:15:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-7370 In reply to MissBeee73.

 @MissBeee73  Which one from Menudo?

]]> By: MissBeee73 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-7345 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:33:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-7345 In reply to MissBeee73.

 @tfpHumorBlog It would seem that way!! So now I can brag that the cool guy from Thoughts From Paris sent me a wikipedia link. That beats my previous claim to fame that a boy band member from the 80’s kissed me on the cheek once.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-7266 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 17:35:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-7266 In reply to MissBeee73.

 @MissBeee73  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesopotamia – must I do EVERYTHING?

]]> By: MissBeee73 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-6877 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:22:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-6877 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog I am showing my ignorance here by not even knowing where Mesopotamia is and have to admit to assuming it is in fact a rare liver condition. But yes you were right the first time, I am indeed from a weird country. England to be precise. Right I am off to read some more of your blogs.

]]> By: keliroxurface https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-6824 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:32:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-6824 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog When you figure it out you’ll know.

]]> By: keliroxurface https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-6823 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:32:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-6823 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog When you figure it out you’ll know.

]]> By: keliroxurface https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-i-need-from-you-its-not-dirty/#comment-6820 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:31:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2970#comment-6820 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog When you figure it out you’ll know.

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