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Comments on: What Freaks You Out? (I’m In The Middle Of Cooking A Curry Chicken Dinner So This Will Be Brief) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:29:07 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-7733 Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:29:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-7733 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog Being honest DJ. I love all people of all races. I just don’t agree with some of their smells. Maybe it is do to the fact that I have no scent like you. We are the few lucky ones. I have to agree their homes do reek. I can smell an Indian blind folded. However, that does not mean they are not decent people. It just means they stink. Paul @pdk117

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-7666 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:34:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-7666 In reply to David_Walshie.

@David_Walshie Hmm – you’re giving a lot of leeway to an animal that can buck-kill you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-7665 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:34:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-7665 In reply to apodd2012.

@apodd2012 Wow – you are a straight up weirdo. You’ve murdered before, yes?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-7652 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 19:04:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-7652 In reply to pdk117.

@pdk117 Paul, let’s be honest. You don’t like the smell of Indians. It’s okay. Everyone’s your pal here. And, c’mon, their houses do reek.

@PeachesAndSpock Chewing loud and crunchy and with mouth open so you can see what the person is eating really gets to me. I have many times said something to the person doing this. That’s how much it bothers me.
On one trip to Six Flags, about a 2 hour drive, my wife asked our friends in the back seat, who I knew were slappy chewers, if the wanted gum. My mind screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. They all 3 said yes. It was the worst 2 hours of my life. Sounded like 3 cows walking in mud. Not kidding one bit. Paul @pdk117

@David_Walshie I hate the feeling when my teeth scrape against the wooden stick. I have goose bumps just writing the words. Paul @pdk117

]]> By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-7530 Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:13:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-7530 OK DJ, this is going to sound totally off the wall but I can’t stand the smell of CURRY. I know, how freaky is that. I moved into a home a few years back and when we walked in the smell hit us in the face. The previous owner were American Indians and used curry on everything. I walked in, took a whiff , puked. That’s how it went for me the first time seeing my new home. Paul @pdk117

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-5457 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:20:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-5457 In reply to PeachesAndSpock.

@PeachesAndSpock Your mother has been notified. She’s not happy.

]]> By: PeachesAndSpock https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-5454 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:57:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-5454 The sound of my mother chewing anything crunchy. She sounds like a horse. Freaks me out. I’ve never told a soul before this moment.

]]> By: apodd2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/what-freaks-you-out-im-in-the-middle-of-cooking-a-curry-chicken-dinner-so-this-will-be-brief/#comment-4831 Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:55:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2051#comment-4831 Grocery stores, I hate them, I get freaked out by too many people walking in the aisles, people touching food I may eat, also people talking to me…stop talking to me when I am picking out my female special time stuff..seriously
. So to be able to grocery shop, I have to have head phones on or I freak out. Fun fact, I worked all though high school and part college in a grocery store.

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