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Comments on: Welcome New Readers! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/welcome-new-readers/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:03:26 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/welcome-new-readers/#comment-5151 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:03:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2267#comment-5151 In reply to MissBatman24.

 @MissBatman24  No, HE won the lottery!  He!  (just trying to win you over as a fan)

]]> By: MissBatman24 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/welcome-new-readers/#comment-5131 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:39:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2267#comment-5131 My husband apologizes AND changes his behavior (eventually).   I must have won the cosmic lottery when I found him.  

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/welcome-new-readers/#comment-5127 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:05:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2267#comment-5127 I guess it all boils down to trust. It takes a lot of courage to ask for what you need and when the person you are in a relationship with says that they understand your need and that they will give what you are asking for – and then they don’t, that damages the trust in the relationship.

I can also say (at least this is true for me) that when I ask for something I need, in general it is important enough that I feel like the relationship will not continue to grow without it. So at that point the other person makes a choice –

]]> By: CrazyTragicAlmostMagic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/welcome-new-readers/#comment-5126 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:35:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2267#comment-5126 Haha. Kitty! Nah, it’s true. You can say you’re sorry until you’re blue in the face. That’s easy. Actually changing is where
People have trouble. Men and women.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/welcome-new-readers/#comment-5124 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 09:43:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2267#comment-5124 My boyfriend does the apologizing for the same thing over and over thing too.  Thankfully it’s never anything I can’t get over on my own because he says he will change whatever he did, but never does.  I get him back by repeating, again, “Your apology is falling on deaf ears.  You’re not really sorry if you keep doing it.  If you were REALLY sorry, you would stop doing it.  If for nothing else, than so you didn’t have to apologize again.”  It’s probably a bit too hard on him, and I know he still won’t change whatever it is, but still love him, no matter how many times I hear him say he’s sorry.  He may not change that thing he did/said, but I realize that it is one of those things that make him who he is and I have to accept that about him.  And I do.  

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