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Comments on: Today Was Ruined By Pizza https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:41:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5183 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:41:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5183 In reply to Sean P Farley.

 @JustKarenJoyce  I don’t like the idea of you two talking together, because, it’s not about ME.  Knock it off!

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5175 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:39:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5175 Pappa John’s never ruin anyone’s day. Ever. Period.

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5171 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:43:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5171 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis I waivered hard between Giordano’s and Gino’s, ultimately deciding Giordano’s was better. But alas, you are right. I am a Kansas girl!!!! We will have to try LM’s when we are there this summer. 🙂 I am quite sure all 3 are better than Papa fuckin’ Johns. Gross.

]]> By: Sean P Farley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5168 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:37:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5168 In reply to JustKarenJoyce.

 @JustKarenJoyce  Oh my god!! Ok, we don’t know each other, but I was JUST saying to my partner how I wanted Five Guys for lunch. NO JOKE. Not FIVE seconds before I read your comment.  It’s officially fate – I must go get Five Guys.

]]> By: Sean P Farley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5167 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:35:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5167 Ouch. I feel your pain, I really, really do.  I’ve been SO good about the gym, and making my own meals for work.  But I work in a school, and our spring break starts this week, which equates to eating shit.  I wasted no time.  As my partner headed off to the store last night, impulse forced me to say, “Don’t forget an ice cream sandwich.”  Like a bastard, he actually brought me one.  Of course I had to eat it.  The worst part? It was DELICIOUS.  Just as I’m sure that pizza and breadsticks was.  Just be sure to eat some tree bark and spinach to make up for it. 🙂  

]]> By: JustKarenJoyce https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5165 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 16:14:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5165 I had 5 Guys for lunch. The burgers. Not the guys. And I decided to enjoy every darn bite because darnit I HAVE been good. So just sayin’ – Go floss and toss out the pizza box. Today is a new day and DINGDINGDING you’ve hit the karmic re-set button. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5163 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:55:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5163 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie  You’re obviously not from Chicago. Nobody here (who has taste) would choose Giordano’s over Lou Malnati’s.  So, if you’re going to shame me, do it right!

]]> By: uglytruthnews https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5159 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:46:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5159 If it makes you feel any better…it’s 8:44 a.m. and eating left over kung pow chicken for breakfast.  Certainly not my finest moment, but I couldn’t handle Grape Nuts again.

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-was-ruined-by-pizza/#comment-5158 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:19:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2299#comment-5158 It wasn’t even Giordano’s Pizza – what a fucking waste.

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