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Comments on: ThoughtsFromParis Vapor4Life Contest! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:48:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Mandi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-36135 Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:48:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-36135 In reply to Mandi.

Like a moron…I didn’t realize this was a Best Of…but you’re welcome for the story anyway.

]]> By: Mandi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-36132 Mon, 28 Apr 2014 21:45:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-36132 I tried to enter, but it took me to your Facebook page, and I will so not share this story there (because here is so much more private?). I don’t necessarily need an E-cig starter kick, but I can’t resist something that’s kind of free. (is there a way to put “oregano” in it b/c then I might be interested?)

So here’s my story:
17 year old me ditched school so that I could hang out with my boyfriend, and by hang out I mean…do it. We went to his house out in the country where nobody would find us because…sex. We were right in the middle of it. I was fully naked, on top, and very much in the moment when I looked over and saw his dad staring at my 17 year old naked body from the other side of the uncovered window. I may have screamed and injured the boyfriend whilst grabbing every bit of blanket/sheet that was near me. Luckily, boyfriend’s dad went straight to his own room and gave me time to recover, redress, and retreat.

]]> By: Daughter of Maat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-12283 Wed, 23 Jan 2013 02:29:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-12283 I’ve been vaping for about 2 years now (although I vape Volcano, nothing against your sponsor, I just like Volcano’s emblem lol). I have to say, making the decision to vape was the best one I ever made. I still get my nicotine, but I can breathe, I don’t get winded when I workout, and I don’t smell like farts (unless I fart…. oops). Vaping isn’t safe (neither is eating if we’re honest with each other), but it’s much safer than smoking. Especially considering there are only 2 chemicals involved instead of 4,000!

]]> By: calivaper https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-10469 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:33:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-10469 Believe it or not, I didn’t smoke anything until I was 18.  When I did, I decided to try weed.  I went down to the local bowling alley, which was a great teen hangout in our town…plenty of vid games to play, and back then you could smoke inside.
   I recognized a dude that was rumored to push dope, so I approached him.  He sold me a “dime bag”, and I went to 7 eleven to get some zigzags and a book of matches.  This was going to be my first time smoking anything, and I was nervous and excited all at the same time.  I didn’t want any of my friends to know about this because I was unclear about how it would affect me.  So I drove my ’77 Ford Pinto to a side street around the corner from my house, parked the car and lit up.
    As you may have guessed by now, I smoked the whole joint myself!  I was blitzed!  I sat there in the car for a few minutes, “spacing out” to the music on the radio.  Then I drove around the corner to the house.
   Upon entering, I was greeted by my mother.  She took one look at the unstoppable smile on my face and the glazed look in my eyes and asked, “Are you high?”  I didn’t even know she knew what being high looked like…but she knew alright.  As I sat down on the barstool, she threw her right hand across my face, and I hit the floor.  But as I recall, the smile was still there.
   Any future smoking was done where I could chill out for awhile before going home.  Good times.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-9764 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:22:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-9764 In reply to bluenotebacker.

bluenotebacker  You can submit a story for getting away with anything! But I love the grass scrub.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-9763 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:22:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-9763 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  As a drug pusher I totally thought you could find someone to  give it to – present it to one of your smoker doctors! Great story!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-9641 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 19:32:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-9641 @kaomghin12 Anything!!!

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-9571 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:41:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-9571 I don’t need an entry into this contest because I don’t smoke, but thought you would enjoy the story when I dopped a bag of doja out of my cheerleading jacket on the kitchen floor one night.  My mom was like is this oregano? And my dad was like, No Carol, it’s marijuana.  I explained that it wasn’t MY weed, I was just drug trafficing it to my friends in another town.  I asked for it back, which was no dice from the ‘rents.  They hid it in their drawer until I found it, replaced it with crappy weed and smoked the good stuff with my friends.  I mean it was 60 bones, which was probably like 300 bucks now a days, and I wasn’t exactly rolling in the loot in those days.  So anyway, the statute of limitations is up on this confession so I can’t get arrested, but I did smoke the J a few times in my day…. BUSTED. In other news, I was also busted smoking it at the dry cleaners once, but I’ll save that story for another day, but you can really do anything with a can of coke, a fan, and a plan.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-9570 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:20:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-9570 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Don’t  disparage  my sponsor! Also, I think it’s relatively healthy. You’re only  ingesting  the nicotine. Not the smoke.

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/thoughtsfromparis-vapor4life-contest/#comment-9569 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:06:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4360#comment-9569 Can’t say I ever really got “busted” for smoking cigarettes, probably because my best friend & I would walk down to the Dairy Queen and smoke in the back where the grass was, next to the parking lot, and when we were done we’d scrub our hands in the grass to remove the smell. We were geniuses!  
Thankfully, I don’t smoke anymore.

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