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Comments on: This Post Isn’t Funny – Sorry, Yo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 14 Mar 2014 00:50:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-28350 Fri, 14 Mar 2014 00:50:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-28350 It is apparently a good thing if you don’t make the bed, airs everything out. So I wouldn’t stress over it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-8767 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-8767 Must check out DaBird. My cat is more awesome than yours for the fact that she has thumbs. Unless your “sweet as boysenberry” kitty has these extra appendages, I’m sorry to inform you that your feline is merely mediocre. That happens.  
 
PS. You’re funny even when you aren’t being funny. It’s a talent for which you should congratulate yourself. Some of us aren’t even funny when we’re trying so hard that all our balloons pop.  
 
PPS. Glad you’re treating yourself better — interesting when a dude admits to low self-esteem, & the cure for it being kindness to oneself. I appreciate your honesty on this topic. You aren’t a pussy in any way whatsoever. Not that anyone thought you were a pussy, I’m sure. But just, you know, if they DID think that, now we all know for sure that you AREN’T. Okay. Goodbye now then.
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
http://www.theworld4realz.com/
theworldforrealz@gmail.com
 

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-6505 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:38:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-6505 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie  Yes.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-6504 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:34:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-6504 In reply to RivkaJ74.

 @RivkaJ74  Is it okay that I give your comment “two thumbs down”?  🙂

]]> By: RivkaJ74 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-6495 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 21:49:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-6495 It’s incredibly easy to relate on the subject of us individually being our own worst critic! I used to continually end my day reviewing it in my mind in short film clips of things i did or said that day! Typically ended my review with 2 thumbs down on performance and content. 🙂 Thanks for the added bonus of a tip on cat toys, my little Spanky and Darla will appreciate it!

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-5778 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:12:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-5778 Must check out DaBird. My cat is more awesome than yours for the fact that she has thumbs. Unless your “sweet as boysenberry” kitty has these extra appendages, I’m sorry to inform you that your feline is merely mediocre. That happens.  
 
PS. You’re funny even when you aren’t being funny. It’s a talent for which you should congratulate yourself. Some of us aren’t even funny when we’re trying so hard that all our balloons pop.  
 
PPS. Glad you’re treating yourself better — interesting when a dude admits to low self-esteem, & the cure for it being kindness to oneself. I appreciate your honesty on this topic. You aren’t a pussy in any way whatsoever. Not that anyone thought you were a pussy, I’m sure. But just, you know, if they DID think that, now we all know for sure that you AREN’T. Okay. Goodbye now then.
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
http://www.theworld4realz.com/
theworldforrealz@gmail.com
 

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-5757 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 01:00:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-5757 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  JORTS ROCK!!!!!!!!  (did that make me sound too 80’s?!?)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-5754 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:14:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-5754 In reply to Angelica Dawson.

 @Angelica Dawson  See, as I’m not a hipster douche, I can’t do this.  🙂

]]> By: JustinBog https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-5753 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:10:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-5753 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  I guess that also would depend on how long you allowed the mole to stay there for art’s sake 😉 Oh, I thought you meant the furry little blind kind of mole, my bad.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-post-isnt-funny-sorry-yo/#comment-5752 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:08:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2550#comment-5752 In reply to Gwennie.

 @Gwennie  At least I don’t wear jorts like you .http://www.jorts.com/

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