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Comments on: Ten Pounds To Go https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:25:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Glady Beveridge https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-17367 Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:25:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-17367 I’ve lost 35# since January, trying to get healthy. My first goal was to tie my shoe without my eyes bugging out. Feeling better one day at a time.

]]> By: Hope https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15739 Wed, 15 May 2013 16:13:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15739 I knew I liked you for some reason – we share a birthday!! However, this is the last birthday I will count, I will be 39.

]]> By: OldDogNewTits https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15664 Mon, 13 May 2013 16:34:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15664 First of all, my birthday is June 11. So, we’ll need to have a virtual drink. #hugedorks

Secondly, at the urging of several friends … both male and female, I’m experimenting with a gluten-free existence. It’s supposed to not only effect weight loss but also elicit lots of other plusses for your body and soul. All of the people I know who have tried it, men in particular, have lost significant weight.

Food for thought. (Sorry, That was a terrible expression to use here.)

]]> By: Trinity https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15654 Mon, 13 May 2013 11:49:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15654 In reply to Eleanorjane.

I like my fitness pal but not many of my friends are on it so I find it kind of boring.

]]> By: Trinity https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15653 Mon, 13 May 2013 11:47:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15653 Oh man, I hope you make it! I think you can!
I’m in somewhat of a similar situation(needing to lose some weight fast). When I go back to work in August I will be working at my old high school 10 years later. Considering I’m at my highest weight ever, seeing a bunch people who knew me when I was 18 and 130 pounds is scary and embarrassing! Good luck with your chicken and veggies!
If I can’t lose some weight I’m just going to make a shirt that says something like “I just had a baby in March stop judging me!” Hehe

]]> By: Eleanorjane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15549 Sat, 11 May 2013 08:05:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15549 I feel you on the getting older, weight gain thing. Husband and I have been off and on My Fitness Pal for the last couple of years slowly inching our way downward. I’ve lost about 20 pounds with maybe another 10-15 to get to where I’m happy. I do recommend the website to everyone though – it’s like online Weight Watchers but free. You track your calories and exercise and it produces happy little charts of your progress.

]]> By: Eleanorjane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15548 Sat, 11 May 2013 08:02:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15548 In reply to Mothers little hleper.

Oh yes, they blimmin’ well do! It’s a bit disheartening for us girls.

]]> By: Kat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15529 Sat, 11 May 2013 00:09:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15529 Leaving your food bland is a recipe for failure because it’s something that you’ll never stick with for long. You’re setting yourself up to binge on something that tastes good because you’ve driven yourself to it. Adding some herbs and spices adds no calories. Squeezing some lemon or lime juice on your chicken and veggies adds practically no calories but tons of flavour.

Good luck!

]]> By: carolyn given https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15511 Fri, 10 May 2013 14:56:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15511 Same here. Son’s wedding on June 15. I can’t build you a hyperlink here without gmail tools … my stomach sits on my thigh like a lumpy toddler with no soul … in on my blog.

Which is sponsor-free.

How did you get dildo-sponsors? Luckeeee.

http://carolyngivenwriter.blogspot.com/2013/05/my-tummy-sits-on-my-thighs-like-lumpy.html

]]> By: Killian https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ten-pounds-to-go/#comment-15510 Fri, 10 May 2013 14:43:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5681#comment-15510 I admire your dedication and drive. But I have to say that, in my not-at-all-humble, unsolicited opinion, “learning to love it bland” is the stupidest thing you could possibly do to yourself.

Here’s why: bland, tasteless food that you don’t enjoy is a punishment for those extra pounds of fat that you want gone. It’s a temporary fix to win a bet, a sacrifice that you will come to resent. Why not make food that you love to eat, but that will also accomplish the same end goal of weight loss? Chicken and vegetables for lunch? Fantastic choice. But add a teaspoon (you don’t need more for this) of olive oil in a pan and some spices in whatever ethnic strain is your favorite, and the meal becomes something you can look forward to, like your birthday dinner.

And hell, enjoying yourself while winning a bet is so, so much more satisfying than resenting every second of it.

Good luck!

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