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TechnicallyIPostedToday

This counts, people.

I just finished a seven person dinner party. I cooked a 15 lb turkey. No gravy – gravy is for pussies who don’t know how to cook a turkey.

Okay, going to bed. Exhausted.

Most amazing post ever, D.J.!

2 thoughts on “TechnicallyIPostedToday”

apodd2012 says:
Ummm turkey gravy is amazing and should always be served with yummy turkey!! So I disagree with your gravy is for pussies who dont know how to cook a turkey..with that being said I dont know how to make a turkey..so maybe I shouldnt give my thoughts on this subject…nah Im still right.
February 20, 2012 at 10:51 am
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Goosebug says:
I think turkey is for pussies. You should be cooking ham. Delicious, tasty piggies!
March 27, 2014 at 11:36 am
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