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Comments on: So Apparently I’m Going Bald https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:51:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Sandra Jeanne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-12866 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:51:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-12866 Please note that Ptmartinez said you’re not going BOLD. Baldness was never mentioned. That’s because you are, of course, going bald, and in some part of my evil heart, under my sagging left breast, I’m thrilled that men don’t escape aging unscathed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-8770 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-8770 Great timing, as I recently told my hot blonde hubz that he, too, is thinning on top. He was no more thrilled than you are… & he was much less funny about it. 🙂
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
http://www.theworld4realz.com/
theworldforrealz@gmail.com

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5875 Sat, 05 May 2012 08:57:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5875 All I’ve got to say is… “LIVE MAN, LIVE!!!! Live every day as if it were your last… Because in many ways, they are…” Hahahaha! Definitely a classic horseshoe pattern i am spyin’ up there and that creeper stare isn’t helping your sitch any… But I still adore you!!! Lol

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5775 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:48:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5775 Great timing, as I recently told my hot blonde hubz that he, too, is thinning on top. He was no more thrilled than you are… & he was much less funny about it. 🙂
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
http://www.theworld4realz.com/
theworldforrealz@gmail.com

]]> By: gina valley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5692 Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:55:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5692 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis
 I have always thought of you as a solid rock of decorum. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5683 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:38:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5683 In reply to Eric Crew.

Are you one of her clients?  If so ask about the time one of her guy clients took photos of her cutting his hair by aiming the camera at the mirror.  Hilarious.

]]> By: Eric Crew https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5677 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:19:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5677 Ashley continues to crack me up!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5673 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:45:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5673 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  You’re thinking too much.  Ha.  But yes, I tried to go the clever route, full circle.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5672 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:45:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5672 In reply to maryfran.

 @maryfran  Yes – I always wanted to go with a sexual predator look.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/so-apparently-im-going-bald/#comment-5671 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:42:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2519#comment-5671 In reply to philippa.

Good. Because that would be mean and insensitive, and obviously you’re not like that.

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