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Comments on: I Sleep Weird https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 23 Sep 2014 15:48:06 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: http://savoyroutine9970.snappages.com/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-109334 Tue, 23 Sep 2014 15:48:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-109334 I am genuinely delightged to read this blog posts which includes
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]]> By: http://friendfeed.com https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-104799 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:51:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-104799 This design is wicked! You definitely know how to keep a reader amused.
Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost…HaHa!) Excellent job.
I really enjoyed what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it.
Too cool!

]]> By: Fahy Carpentry https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-72642 Thu, 29 May 2014 23:28:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-72642 Soft woods may require nails that may be one penny larger, or sometimes, even two pennies larger.
So if still don’t know what to do yet, consider a carpentry career.
Reaching the perfect horizontal or vertical line is not that easy with the traditional
accessories such as bubble leveler.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-19581 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:17:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-19581 In reply to Angelique.

You hate me? Well, I hate you!

Let’s hate each other!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-19580 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:17:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-19580 In reply to Jolene.

There was so much imagery in your comment! I have to admit, I got a little excited. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-19579 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:14:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-19579 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

I was trying to be a big-shot. Truth!

]]> By: Jolene https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-19052 Thu, 28 Nov 2013 16:29:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-19052 Dang you are one creative and funny guy! I once had a hotel room with a hot tub in the middle of the room. The most amazing night of debauchery led to my comatose sleep state. Hot tubs, hot showers.. It’s also fun getting freezing cold, ripping off your clothes and warming up slowly. Of course a rapid warm up is great too. Having a hot partner stay under covers to warm me up..my eyelids stay closed for hours.
I sleep in my clothes sometimes too. Ah well!
Awesome post!

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-19037 Tue, 26 Nov 2013 17:58:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-19037 Is there a reason why you couldn’t just say ‘beef tongue’ rather than ‘lengua’?

]]> By: Angelique https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/sleep-weird/#comment-19036 Tue, 26 Nov 2013 13:11:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6404#comment-19036 I have to say I hate you! You are much like my fiance who will fall asleep in the time it takes someone to snap their fingers. Meanwhile I can lie in bed for an hour or more without once falling asleep, and once I am woken up I am awake the rest of the night.

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