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Comments on: Pets Die https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 09 Sep 2012 06:45:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-7753 Wed, 18 Jul 2012 10:46:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-7753 I feel so bad for you. That was not right to lead you on like that. Even going so far as to shave you shoulder hairs? Come on. People should right ” Reminder, Saturday at our house, Bring bathing suit if you want to look like an idiot in a blow up pool with a bunch of screaming brats” P.S. Gift table will be to the right as you enter the front door.
 
I shaved my own shoulder not to long ago. The problem is, the hair on my shoulders goes all the way down my back. What did I do? Well I will tell you. I reached around both sides as far as I could with my electric razor and amazingly got all of the hair but two spot right were shall I just say boobs would be. I looked like a shave female gorilla. What was I going to do know? I’ve got it….Paul @pdk117  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-7175 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:25:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-7175 In reply to amberrisme.

 @amberrisme  You’re not wrong.  But it was an actual slide, like an inflatable thingy.  Kids today have so much cool stuff.  And all the parents are like their best friends.  They should be afraid of adults like we were.

]]> By: amberrisme https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-7016 Wed, 27 Jun 2012 01:08:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-7016 Hahahahaha! All for nothing. I would have joined in on the slip-n-slide. Age is just a number, and for crying out loud, you GROOMED yourself for the occasion.  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6989 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:19:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6989 In reply to Ericamos.

 @Sunburnt  I always think everybody is making fun of me.  Which is not true, of course.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6988 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:16:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6988 In reply to Eschelle.

 @Eschelle  If you makes you feel better, everybody hates their body.  🙂  Plus, nobody thinks your body is as bad as you.  So, stop being cruel to yourself.  There – you’re fixed.

]]> By: Eschelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6978 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:03:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6978 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog i would find that more funny if I didn’t have a body issue problem after having my two kids… so thank you for that first thing this morning..

]]> By: Sunburnt https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6972 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:12:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6972 In reply to Ericamos.

Lol!! It’s almost like you’re a parent because this is pretty much life when you have kids! We’re they TRYING to make fun of you !?? 😛

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6850 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 03:14:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6850 In reply to Ericamos.

 @Ericamos  trim up that chest while you’re at it.  You’re a woman for chrissakes.

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6791 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:22:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6791 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  Anything for you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/pets-die/#comment-6788 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:14:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3131#comment-6788 In reply to TRfromRL.

 @TRfromRL  This one had both.  They really went all out.  Should have taken photos.  Too busy feeling uncomfortable around all the little ones.

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