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Comments on: My Server Got Hacked! (But Now It’s Un-Hacked) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:15:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4673 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:15:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4673 In reply to therealbirdman.

@therealbirdman @changethetopic If you were here I’d smack you across your gullet for posting a picture of Yucko the Clown without knowing who he is.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4672 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:14:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4672 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

@Jessica_thereader@the This I know nothing about – please explain. (Yes, I’m too lazy to Google)

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4667 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:41:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4667 @The Offended Blogger Yeah, especially when you ask them how magnets work!

]]> By: therealbirdman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4664 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:24:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4664 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis @changethetopic I have two profiles, and don’t know how to work them. I don’t know Yucko, and now feel bad because I stole that pic for a post. http://changethetopic.com/humor-2/the-circus-was-in-town/ . I put it on my Twitter, and now it pops up on here once in a while. I have never been a Stern fan, but have listened occasionally many moons ago. Is he still on Sirius?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4662 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:06:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4662 Anyone that is into magic underwear is okay in my book.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4661 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:30:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4661 In reply to BellyBillboard.

@BellyBillboard 9431 – 238

]]> By: The Offended Blogger https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4960 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:08:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4960 I use Bluehost, and have for years with no probs. However, I recently found out it is run by Mormons and as we all know they are supposedly very easily offended.

Hehehe. 🙂

]]> By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4659 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:29:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4659 Speaking of credit card info…if you send me the last four digits and the CVA code off your credit card, I can guess the expiration date!

(please do NOT do this, it’s a joke)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4658 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:06:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4658 In reply to changethetopic.

@changethetopic I still love every time you post I get to see an avatar of Yucko the clown. My favorite Stern regular was Colt-FortyFeinberg, and I wish he was still around.

]]> By: changethetopic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-server-got-hacked-but-now-its-un-hacked/#comment-4656 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:26:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1875#comment-4656 That’s way cooler than when I was on the phone with godaddy because I had completely erased my entire blog. We had company stop by at the exact moment that I watched all of the files leave my ftp server. He was talking to me as I called Arizona and sat there sweating, on hold. Everyone was watching me, and looking at me as if I shouldn’t be drenched in perspiration on a Canadian winter day. Needless to say, Godaddy had the site backed up, and I was up and running in 15 minutes, so there was no need to panic. I do like to panic though, so I hope I get a hacker one day.

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