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Comments on: My Relationship With Denise https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 24 Dec 2012 09:36:26 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Maris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-10694 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 09:36:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-10694 Aw. I wish I had people in the waiting room of my therapist’s office now (I’m an evening client and usually the last).

Reading your blog makes me glad you randomly followed me on Twitter to promote it 😛

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-8762 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-8762 I probably would have just sat there and watched Denise spontaneously combust and pretended I didn’t see her, or asked her to leave until the therapist called me in because she was making me uncomfortable. I don’t do human interaction unless someone hectors me into it, and then only to make them go away—kind of like my version of playing dead.
 

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6719 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:23:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6719 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  It really was nice of me.  I’m a hero!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6575 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:32:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6575 In reply to storksimply.

@storksimply I’m assuming you mean this sexually. Yes, we made passionate love in the elevator. Don’t tell my girlfriend.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6574 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:32:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6574 In reply to shy_one96.

 @shy_one96  Wow!  I really don’t, mostly.  But thank you for seeing the little bit of gold that does exist there!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6573 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:31:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6573 In reply to Sydney Aaliyah.

You, in particular.  I know all about you.  Yeah, that thing.  The other thing, too.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6572 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:31:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6572 In reply to bradyshaw.

 @bradyshaw  I’m nice?  Ask my ex-wife and past girlfriends.  They’ll tell you otherwise.  Actually, they won’t.  I am nice.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6571 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:30:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6571 In reply to Stilts.

Well, it’s not like I talked with her.  She’s probably nuts.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6570 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:27:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6570 In reply to TLanceB.

 @TLanceB  Thanks, Lance!  I recommend just going out in public (have somebody force you) and just make a fool of yourself.  When you realize nobody really gives a shit, since they’re only thinking about their own stuff, it should go away.  Trust me, I’m a doctor.  Not really.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-relationship-with-denise/#comment-6569 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:26:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2629#comment-6569 In reply to Andi Roo.

 @Andi Roo  Yeah, you should get over that.  I think I’m messed up, but not to other people in the waiting room.  Just to people that don’t need to go to therapy.

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