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Comments on: My Microwave Was Leaky! (the word leaky is awesome – it just is) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-microwave-was-leaky-the-word-leaky-is-awesome-it-just-is/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:24:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: MrsCourtneyP https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-microwave-was-leaky-the-word-leaky-is-awesome-it-just-is/#comment-5428 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:24:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1616#comment-5428 @tfpHumorBlog The word “leaky” is right up there with “moist”. Both should be outlawed.

]]> By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-microwave-was-leaky-the-word-leaky-is-awesome-it-just-is/#comment-4421 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:33:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1616#comment-4421 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis Hell, that’s just like marriage. You win nothing in the long run. That first night and the honeymoon…and then BOOM! Nada.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-microwave-was-leaky-the-word-leaky-is-awesome-it-just-is/#comment-4420 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:27:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1616#comment-4420 In reply to BellyBillboard.

@BellyBillboard Sir, you just got nominated for best comment of the day. Congrats. (you win nothing)

]]> By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-microwave-was-leaky-the-word-leaky-is-awesome-it-just-is/#comment-4418 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:05:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1616#comment-4418 Do you mean to tell me that the leaky microwave radiation didn’t grant you superhuman powers? You could’ve been great! The superhero nobody wants, and only a select few in a specific niche might need.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-microwave-was-leaky-the-word-leaky-is-awesome-it-just-is/#comment-4415 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:05:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1616#comment-4415 Hey, please don’t post a link to your site in your comment. Next time I’ll have to ban your comments. Thanks.

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