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Comments on: My Holiday Card Giving / Receiving Ratio Sucks! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:09:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: JannaLiliya https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4414 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:09:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4414 The free walking tour of Paris was absolutely amazing! We had Onno as our guide by privatetoursinistanbul, he was knowledgeable about the history, answered all our questions and had a real passion for his job. We are a couple in our early 20s and this was probably our best day in Paris. We got a great back story on all the monuments and it just made seeing them in depth the next day so much more interesting. Its a free tour, Onno worked very hard and we were very pleased with how great it was. Well worth our time. He even ended it at a great authentic French restaurant, that was a great deal and so tastey. We loved it so much, that we did the Montmartre the next night. We got Onno again! Go at night!! He will show you an amazing view of the Sacre Coeur that tourist never see! So amazing and a nice glass of wine at the end. Onno even made sure everyone knew where they were headed at the end of the night, and gave us great directions to the airport for early flight the next day http://www.privatetoursinistanbul.com Thank you so much that provide this service to us,made our trip really great.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4300 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:01:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4300 In reply to al215.

@al215 Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll see what’s goofy. Happy holidays!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4299 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:01:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4299 In reply to al215.

@al215 I actually sent out cards to readers this year. I’ll post about it soon. One of my better cards. Thanks for reading! Make sure to click “like” above for the Facebook page so that you’ll get notified of upcoming posts.

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By: al215 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4298 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:15:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4298 well I thin it does give me the option to post as guest but that’s after I create an account.

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By: al215 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4297 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:11:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4297 I enjoy writing Holiday Cards, usually. Yes I think writing by hand is a lost art. The point is to send those people a card, because you want to ,sort-of the same as gift giving as a gesture of kindness, not because you are counting and keeping tabs on the gifts you get back.

But I’m sorry you feel bad that each one of those people didn’t send a card back. I’ve had years where I send out more cards than I recieve, ones where I recieve more, and one’s where it’s closr to equal. Perhaps in general the holidays are just a time of let-down, and stress (thus the reason I googled and came up with your blog here).

And by the way I’ve actually done the voo-doo, And have a cauldron. It’s a pot I bought at the store :o) . And also You look a lot like my older son. No it won’t let me comment as guest, I have to create an account.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4181 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:49:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4181 In reply to rjacobs.

@Your Mother@Jennifeckingfer Just so that everyone knows, my commenting system rolled out a “guest commenting” feature, so that if you would prefer to do so anonymously, you can! (let me know if it isn’t working) Also, you can change your username (I think) any time you want.

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By: Your Mother https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4180 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:09:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4180 In reply to rjacobs.

@Jennifeckingfer  I’m sorry that you were upset to the point of tears by my comment.  I hope it makes you feel better that I 100% do not know you personally, professionally, or in any other manner apart from our interaction on this blog.  Thank you for also proving my point.  The information you put out on the internet via your comments, your blog, and your Facebook page was all I had to formulate my opinion.  Clearly it was on point enough to hit home with you, else you would not have been so upset.  I hope it also gives you a moment’s pause to consider the effect of that information on yourself and those around you.
 
In reference to your comment that “This place is not reality.  It’s supposed to be fun.” allow me serve you up a steaming hot dose of reality – this is a publicly accessible blog, where, ironically, the blogger himself talks about his experiences and his day to day life.  This forum is reality and not a personal fantasy world between you and the blogger that no one else has access to.  What you put out there, you are leaving out for the review and judgment of others.  I can’t speak to whether or not the blogger has a “problem” with the content of your humor, but I have a feeling that your husband would.  That’s not to say that many of your comments aren’t funny, because most of them are, but trying to get attention through sexual innuendo toward a total stranger is an indication of a much larger problem.  And writing a whole passage on your possessive, homicidal jealousy (in jest or not) is just legally imbecilic.  Telling the world that you have a vagina and you are not afraid to get drunk and use it with a stranger, while your husband is away, is probably not the message you intended with your “humor.”
 
As for my identity being a secret, it’s nothing of the sort – it’s called discretion.  Think about it.
 
 

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4176 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:08:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4176 In reply to rjacobs.

@Jennifeckingfer@Your Mother Yes, let’s have fun. Or let’s keep fighting. Either way, I’m cool with it. 🙂

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By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4168 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:41:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4168 In reply to rjacobs.

@Your Mother I wish that I, like you, had kept my identity a secret. But instead I trusted that my humor (!) would be seen as such, and taken with a good chuckle, especially since the blog owner himself seems to have no problem with it, and uses “inappropriate” humor quite a lot.

I daresay that having a couple of glasses of wine while decorating the Christmas tree was a lot less shocking to my children (who do not happen to peruse the internet and read my blog comments) than finding me sobbing in front of my computer when they awoke this morning. You are clearly someone who knows me, which makes this whole thing baffling and cruel. The truth – and yes, there is some truth here. I would be dishonest to deny it – is not best delivered in this sort of forum, but in a loving, personal manner. This place is not reality. It’s supposed to be fun.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-holiday-card-giving-receiving-ratio-sucks/#comment-4164 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:54:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1274#comment-4164 In reply to helen_g.

@helen_g You’re the problem! All of my rage and anger will now be directed at you. Congrats!

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