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Comments on: My First Date in Over a Year https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:30:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Mary Wallace (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12301 Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:30:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12301 In reply to Kate Hall.

Kate; what a great one-liner! 😀

]]> By: Emily https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12297 Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:21:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12297 The online dating can be pretty fantastic – when you meet someone you connect with, it’s a great feeling.

And when you meet someone with whom you really don’t… then it can become a great blog!

]]> By: Ann Umland https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12281 Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:51:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12281 Oh, my gosh, you sound like my husband!! So I’d have to say that she would be lucky to have you, so I’m hoping things went well. I live in Central Illinois & with the weather today, I’m thinking the south doesn’t sound too bad!! HeHe

]]> By: gina valley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12269 Tue, 22 Jan 2013 10:28:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12269 I hope it went well for you.

]]> By: Mary Wallace (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12259 Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:20:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12259 DJ, really wishing you luck and am so glad I’m not in your shoes! I can’t wait to hear how it goes. Don’t worry about nervous. It will be fine!

]]> By: Ciara Ballintyne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12235 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 21:15:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12235 I would be surprised if there is much you can do to scare a woman like that off. She might decide she simply doesn’t like you, but I doubt she scares easily.

When I was dating, I was the woman who refused to be anything other than myself, warts and all, because the only man I was interested in was one who liked me for exactly who I am. After all, I happen to be very comfortable with who I am, and have a small group of friends who appreciate my qualities, so why was that too much to expect from a man? I love that you appreciate her for precisely who she is.

]]> By: Robin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12234 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 20:49:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12234 Have fun! But maybe eliminate the word “broad” from your vocabulary?

]]> By: Andrea Badgley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12208 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:38:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12208 I’m sorry to hear about your breakup, but I hope the date with your “broad” went well. Hopefully your using that word doesn’t scare her away 😉

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12205 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:24:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12205 Wow good luck!! I’ve done the online dating thing; both through a chat room and match.com. I actually wasn’t nervous at all to meet Justin because we chatted on the phone for 6 hours before we met.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-first-date-in-over-a-year/#comment-12200 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:05:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5071#comment-12200 I can’t wait to hear how it went. This is better than the Thorn Birds. Really, it is.

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