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Comments on: My Dad Just Taught Me I’m Good Enough for High-End Turkey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 25 Jun 2014 13:29:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Jill https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-91803 Wed, 25 Jun 2014 13:29:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-91803 Not only are you worth decent and even excellent food but I think it WILL help you retire earlier !!!!!! I mean because it saves a LOT on medical bills to not eati garbage. 🙂

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9210 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:03:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9210 In reply to inthemomlight.

I just tried to like my own comment, but livefyre wouldn’t let me…. rude.

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9209 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:03:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9209 I’m glad your dad not only showed you his meat, he talks about it too.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9187 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 20:18:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9187 mmmm I love deli turkey. I’m gonna look for it. Thanks

]]> By: ThisSillyGirlsLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9186 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 18:43:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9186 LOL, This was great. I live in Florida and the best deli meat is Boar’s Head and we love that. If it was up to my hubs he would go straight for the pre-sliced section, yucky!http://thissillygirlslife.com

]]> By: lcarilo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9185 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 17:43:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9185 OH MY GOD… try their london broil roast beef for french dip sandwiches.  Dietz & Watson deli meats might be the best I discovered while living here in Colorado.  Once after seeing my goods on the conveyor belt, some vegan guy saw my 2 lbs of heavenly sandwich  fixins; said it looked so good he was tempted to stray from veganistic ways!  AND that’s how good this stuff is.  Your dad’s awesome.

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9184 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:28:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9184 My father ingrained in me the value of good meat. This is why I don’t really eat meat – I’d rather abstain than eat Kroger-crap. And I can’t really afford the good stuff, so I just bide my time and pig out when I go to the folk’s house.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9182 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:32:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9182 I know exactly where you’re coming from, except my parents are where you were. They’re not against going to a butcher, they just don’t see the point. But in the end, it’s worth it. We don’t have very good butchers in my area I don’t think. The best I’ve been to is over an hour away. There, I had the best rib eye steak of my life – and I cooked it! I buy my bacon at a grocery store still, but I at least spring for Flecther’s, or Hempler’s (which I think is a local brand). So it’s more high-end, and you can REALLY tell the difference.

]]> By: Nicole Mojan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9181 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:12:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9181 I don’t eat meat. Maybe I can buy the fancy cheeses I only get when I have guests and use that for my grilled cheese? Shit, I dunno, I’m just trying to figure out how to think I’m fancy too. But no joke, one of my favorite memories with my dad happened at a fancy deli. Maybe it’s a father-scion bonding thing. Jolly good!

]]> By: Banana Stickers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-dad-just-taught-me-im-good-enough-for-high-end-turkey/#comment-9180 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 05:32:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3941#comment-9180 Boar’s Head is my meat daddy… err… yeah. Something like that.  It’s really delicious, is all I’m trying to say. I once tried a very high end no preservative/no hormone treated/free range something/magical turkey deli meat, and I almost wish I hadn’t, since it’s paled everything in comparison since. ALMOST destroyed Boar’s Head for me. Almost.  

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