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Comments on: Larry The Cable Guy Follows Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:24:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-24838 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:24:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-24838 In reply to Lyndsey Hieber.

Thanks, Lyndsey. I really am awesome!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-24837 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:24:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-24837 In reply to Katy.

Did you ever test on the site I built which shows if any famous mf’s follow you? Check it out – http://famousfollowers.me

]]> By: Katy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-24718 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:47:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-24718 I only have a couple hundred followers on twitter and a couple hundred on tumblr, but that includes a few non-mutual celebrities. The only thing I can figure is that I share some followers with them so I came up in their recommendation list.

I was going to try and compare you and Larry the Cable Guy, but this comment is going so much better than my last one on your site that I am going to stop while I am ahead. This is only going to be posted ONCE, I swear.

]]> By: Lyndsey Hieber https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-18042 Mon, 08 Jul 2013 20:52:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-18042 I guess this does not apply if you are following more than 9 people or being followed by 5? Thanks you are really awesome. I will get this amazing world I am currently living in. De-tweeting seems to be the only thing I am good at.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-6677 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:56:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-6677 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Oh, totally.  It’s not him.  I know this.  It’s his real account, but he doesn’t follow people himself.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-6676 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:56:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-6676 In reply to CarrieSieffert.

 @CarrieSieffert  You know what – he unfollowed me.  I think.  I used a tool to check.  Oh well.  His comedy…  Well…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-6675 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:55:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-6675 In reply to JenOsaurus.

 @JenOsaurus  You are followed (but apparently unfollowed and now followed again)!

]]> By: CarrieSieffert https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-6059 Mon, 21 May 2012 14:27:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-6059 Bahahaha. When I first began to read this post I assumed a real life  cable guy was following/stalking you (because really…why would I assume otherwise). I envisioned that  somehow in your wayward, friend building, twitter following, blog creeping world – some psycho guy had joined the ranks and gone all Jim Carrey on your ass.I guess this is just as good.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-6058 Mon, 21 May 2012 14:22:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-6058 That is a little weird, but I’m thinking that it’s not really Larry. There are so many celeb accounts where they don’t actually tweet a damn thing, and it’s some PR rep that does it, or something. Larry is completely redneck -if he understands twitter enough to use it so effectively, then… awesome, but… really? lol Can you see him using twitter? Case in point, Alton Brown. The guy is a genius. A food science geek genius. But technology like Facebook, Google +, and twitter were (and still are) out of his scope. He’s only on Twitter because his agent pushed him until he couldn’t take it any more. I’ll admit, I think he’s having fun with it now, but it’s still not really his thing.  

]]> By: JenOsaurus https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/larry-the-cable-guy-follows-me/#comment-6057 Mon, 21 May 2012 13:25:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2811#comment-6057 I felt that way when you started following my dead bird, @DeadBirdCooper. And then you started following my sister, @Sarahtage. But you never followed me, @Jenosaurus. So then I began to feel cheated on. I still read your blog anyway but now I feel really dirty about it.  

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