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Comments on: I’ve Used Women As My To-Do List – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 25 Dec 2016 09:39:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: http://www./ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-386654 Sun, 25 Dec 2016 09:39:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-386654 Tip top stuff. I’ll expect more now.

]]> By: Daniel Nest https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9915 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:07:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9915 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Daniel Nest  To-do list and a pen a every day, keep the forgetfulness away…yeah, I suck at educational nursery rhymes.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9848 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:07:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9848 In reply to marty diamond.

marty diamond  Moleskines are great! I have to earn them, though. Ha. I feel that I’m wasting them when they just sit on my bookshelf.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9850 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:07:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9850 In reply to KareDiane.

KareDiane  Hilarious.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9849 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:07:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9849 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  My memory is brutal. I tried to remember what I wrote last night and it took me three minutes. That’s part of the reason why I write so much – to make sure I got out what was in.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9847 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:07:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9847 In reply to LivingOffScript.

LivingOffScript  I have used Astrid – it’s good! I use Toodledo and it doesn’t work yet with Astrid, but it’s on their dev roadmap. Can’t wait for it to be integrated!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9844 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:02:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9844 In reply to TheHost.

TheHost  I talked with him the other day. His mistress keeps him centered. Carry on as per usual.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9845 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:02:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9845 In reply to Kelly Jo.

Kelly Jo  I used to use a moleskine but then I felt guilty of not using it “properly.” Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9846 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:02:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9846 In reply to lisamfabry.

lisamfabry  I love this! I didn’t know you could do dry erase on mirror. I normally just write with lipstick.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/ive-used-women-as-my-to-do-list-a-confession/#comment-9842 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:57:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4280#comment-9842 In reply to jcereola.

jcereola  Fine – I’ll just be happy. Thanks. I’m all fixed!

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