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Comments on: I’m Pretty Sure This is Sacrilegious https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:54:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24668 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:54:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24668 In reply to mike.

Stop being insecure, you loser! Ha – that was too easy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24667 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:53:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24667 In reply to Carisa.

Done! I’ll be over at eight.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24666 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:53:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24666 In reply to Cheryl.

Isn’t a non-practicing Catholic just not-Catholic? No velvet – I have class, madame!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24665 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:52:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24665 In reply to lunik.

Thanks Lunik – you’re response was weirder than anything I could have written myself! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24664 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:51:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24664 In reply to Karen.

Girls fighting over Jesus. What has the world come to?! Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24663 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:51:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24663 In reply to Rachelle.

Yeah, but sometime I bang chicks in the second bedroom and Jesus doesn’t need to see that.

Kidding.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24662 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:50:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24662 In reply to Jen.

I’m so glad I made coffee come out your nose. That may be a first for me.

I did put it in my main hallway. So far, everyone has laughed.

But let’s get back to you being my number one fan! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24661 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:49:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24661 In reply to Karen.

You are right to call me your new favorite blogger. Hmm… never been to the renegade fair, but I live here in Chicago, so… 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24660 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:48:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24660 In reply to Carletta.

God does have a sense of humor, I think. If not, I’m in deep shit.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-pretty-sure-sacrieligious/#comment-24659 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:46:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6277#comment-24659 In reply to Laura.

I did put it in the entryway. So far, only received positive response. The confessional is a GREAT idea. I’m not a Catholic, but I would convert just to get one for the house.

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