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Comments on: I’m Going To Share My Shame With You Fools https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 24 Feb 2017 23:34:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Chris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-397787 Fri, 24 Feb 2017 23:34:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-397787 Thanks DJ. I just colored my hair today, then fell asleep once I rinsed it out and it air dried and I woke up and it’s all going to the left (yes, a picture can be provided. IF you say PLEASE!) So yeah, my hair looks stupid!!! I laughed so hard my face hurts!

]]> By: pro trek プロトレックス 超デジタルモデル https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-93031 Tue, 08 Jul 2014 01:47:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-93031 I’m curious to find out what blog platform you are utilizing?
I’m experiencing some minor security issues with my
latest website and I’d like to find something more safe. Do you have any solutions?

]]> By: Kate https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-13566 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:56:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-13566 That is what family is for! And we all need a hand now and then… okay, those are my cliches for you 🙂 Thanks for sharing your shame!

]]> By: Kim https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-12187 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:30:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-12187 It is unbelievable how much I can relate to this post. Except for the peeing in the sink thing, that’s just gross! It’s funny how it’s easier to admit to peeing in the sink than to admit you screwed up your finances – but that’s how it would be for me too! I just started reading your blog and I am greatly amused but this one really touched home, thank you for sharing.

]]> By: pdk117 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-8591 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 09:46:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-8591 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  GDRPempress I wish I could have been there to see that one.

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-8576 Thu, 30 Aug 2012 20:56:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-8576 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  thebloggerincognito Of *course* you didn’t…:)

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-8565 Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:46:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-8565 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Yes, yes, it has taken me a long time to get to that place.  It’s really a lot of work for me to unperfect myself.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-8561 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:11:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-8561 In reply to lgreathead.

lgreathead  I really am. Like the most awesome dude ever. EVER!(oops, overcompensating…)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-8560 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:11:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-8560 In reply to pdk117.

pdk117  It really is liberating. I love it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/im-going-to-share-my-shame-with-you-fools/#comment-8557 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:11:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3441#comment-8557 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  Oh, I’ve met you. You’re imperfect. Like BIG TIME.

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