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Comments on: I Think It’s Time To Write a Book https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:27:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kerstin Auer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9765 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:27:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9765 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog lol – I guess that’s why I don’t write novels. I can’t even get people to understand comments I leave on blogs….  
I meant I write non-fiction because I find the thought of coming up with a story line and maintaining that for 70k word exhausting.
I actually do have story lines in the last travel book I just finished, but they only have to “last” for one chapter… It’s a book about highlights of travel in Western Canada and each chapter has a little background story associated with the destination.

]]> By: Debbie Doglady https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9748 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:37:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9748 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Debbie Doglady  
For you perhaps. 😉  I have other ideas.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9734 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:02:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9734 In reply to AngusMcMahan.

AngusMcMahan  Ha. You’re not wrong to think this way.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9732 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:02:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9732 In reply to Anthrofashnyst.

Anthrofashnyst  “Chicks – What’s the Deal?”
That was the worst title I could think about in two seconds. Seriously, I’m not sure what I’ll write about. Probably something to do with me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9731 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:02:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9731 In reply to Debbie Doglady.

Debbie Doglady  Don’t worry about the pursuits. Just keep reading my blog. It’s what’s most important.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9730 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:02:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9730 In reply to CathyPWBelyea.

CathyPWBelyea  Ha – I just wrote a piece on this a few days back (from 11/18). You can read about it there. Basically, I scammed my way to the top. Was awesome.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9729 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:02:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9729 In reply to sixyearitch.

sixyearitch  Oh, speaking of – I’m starting a podcast and totally going to interview you. I haven’t come up with the title yet but it’s going to be me interviewing bloggers. I think I’ll poll their audience for stuff they want to know about you. I’m fleshing out the idea here in the next few weeks. MommyWantsVodka, Cecily, and Liz from FlourishinProgress are already on board. Going to be fun.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9733 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:02:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9733 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  I have my eye on Kindergarten Cutie #5. This is not what it sounds like.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9727 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:57:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9727 In reply to Kerstin Auer.

Kerstin Auer  Ooh, I like these ideas! Just out of  curiosity   the phrases “story line” and “travel book” seem like an odd pair. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-think-its-time-to-write-a-book/#comment-9724 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:57:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4289#comment-9724 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  You’re right! I should talk about the divorce. Not a bad idea at all! I should call it “Thank God the C**t’s Gone!”
Kidding – my ex-wife is a delight. She texted me two jokes about her cats today. But I might write about it!

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