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Comments on: I Tackle a Woman’s Issue! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 25 May 2014 04:16:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-66796 Sun, 25 May 2014 04:16:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-66796 This is what I got from this post: blah blah yadda yadda blah – what? *rereads sentence* Really? OMG HE WATCHES DOCTOR WHO!!!!!! FANTASTIC!

Not exactly the reaction you were looking for, I’m sure, but thought you’d like to know.

]]> By: KateSpackman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9118 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:12:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9118 Seriously, where are the jokes?   The topic could use a little lightening-up.   :o)   I am a mom, five kids.   So, I think I can speak freely here.   I did breastfeed for a time.   But, I rerouted myself to the bottle – so that 1) I could get some damn sleep and 2) my husband could participate in the feeding.   My thoughts on breastfeeding are as follows : Show some modesty, keep yourself covered, and No one wants to see your boobs.   Well, some freaks do.   But, most don’t.   And last but not least…if the kid can talk, or put on his own clothes…it’s time to introduce the wide world of drinking cups people.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9117 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:52:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9117 Exactly. so breastfeed away my friends just cover those puppies up.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9116 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:37:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9116 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

Craziness Abounds  Good point. I’m sure no mother wants a teenager staring at her while she’s feeding her little one while sporting a boner. Yes, women, this happens to us. Ha.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9115 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:32:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9115 I don’t care if women breastfeed in public as long as they cover up. i don’t want my hormonal boys walking around looking for any woman that has an infant, and stalk them for a chance to see a nip at meal times. Just saying.

]]> By: HeidiVBA https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9114 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 13:37:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9114 @tfpHumorBlog. Nicely done!

]]> By: kathym425 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9113 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 13:22:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9113 We live in a society (here in Canada too) where people tend to get uptight over the sight of a breast.  Breasts have become such symbols of sex that people forget that their primary purpose is to feed our young.  I think that, as long as nursing mothers are discrete and use something to cover up, as I did with my kids, there shouldn’t be anything for anyone to complain about.  Sadly this doesn’t seem to be true….BTW, I’m not one of those touchy people; I would have laughed at your jokes 😉  

]]> By: Kianwi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9112 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 12:07:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9112 The thing that is most absurd to me about this issue is that in most of the rest of the world, women breast feed in public, with boob completely exposed, all the time.   It makes no sense to me that it is even a controversy here in the U.S.   Good job on your presentation.   I do believe it was offense-free 🙂

]]> By: elpe12 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9110 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 05:22:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9110 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  elpe12  The old woman sitting beside her would have probably met Jesus that day if she did that…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-tackle-a-womans-issue/#comment-9109 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 04:27:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3859#comment-9109 In reply to elpe12.

elpe12  Maybe that was her version of “testifying” – I can respect that. But if she had shot milk into the air in celebration, that would have been cooler.

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