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Comments on: I Purposely Forget To Flush My Toilets – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 22 Jun 2013 22:44:19 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: converse Independence https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-17763 Sat, 22 Jun 2013 22:44:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-17763 You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something that
I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.
I am looking forward for your next post, I
will try to get the hang of it!

]]> By: littlesprout26 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-10563 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:45:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-10563 This is HILARIOUS… the “whoosh” doesn’t wake me from my nearly comatose sleep; it’s the need to urinate that does.   I instantly go back to sleep.   I, do, however, refer to myself in the 3rd person… even though my husband is usually around, as are the cats and dog, so the use of “we” is appropriate and makes sense… when I really AM referring to me, the royal we.   ;o)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4805 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 03:49:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4805 In reply to leslietimmons.

 @leslietimmons  Leslie, as my former favorite colleague at our last company, knowing this about you just knocked you down to beneath the ex-model who was sleeping with one of the married owners.  I trust you can redeem yourself.

]]> By: leslietimmons https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4790 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:17:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4790 We (as in my boyfriend and I) almost never flush pee because why?   It doesn’t smell bad (except the early morning pee because it’s been accumulating ammonia smell all night and it grosses me out – so I find it a little gross that that is the main pee you don’t flush), it’s sanitary (you pee on jellyfish stings and some people drink it) and yellow is a pretty color.   Well not that last reason, but pee is something that sits in our toilet for longer than we should probably admit to people outside of our room.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4789 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:13:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4789 In reply to apodd2012.

 @apodd2012  Stop dating wusses.  Real men don’t bother with such nonsense.

]]> By: apodd2012 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4787 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:19:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4787 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I have no idea..he was a hippie and thought everything was bad for the planet. I would flush the toilet like three times just cause I could..plus it always made me giggle to get him mad..hmm wonder why we broke up?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4782 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:11:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4782 In reply to WhitneyLeeCondie.

 @WhitneyLeeCondie  Whitney, not the first, nor last time you will gross me out.  I wouldn’t even know if someone peed before me because the light does not go on in the bathroom.  No f’ing way.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4781 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:09:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4781 In reply to apodd2012.

 @apodd2012  Flushing a toilet is bad for the planet?  I don’t even pick up dog poop – seriously.  I think I have maybe twice in four years.  I’m sure that’s way worse.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4779 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 06:08:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4779 In reply to Tiff Stauffer.

 @Tiff Stauffer  Hand sanitizer for some reason really creeps me out.  I don’t use it.  I do, however, hold my head in my hands while I urinate as to support my head and not totally crash to the ground in the middle of the night.  It’s very attractive.  Just like me!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-proposely-forget-to-flush-my-toilets-a-confession/#comment-4775 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:24:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2034#comment-4775 In reply to Noone.

Sage advice.  Was that Jesus who said that?  I’m pretty sure it was Jesus.

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