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Comments on: I Picked a Hot Photo of Myself to Impress You – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 29 May 2013 00:59:10 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: christy hardin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-16628 Wed, 29 May 2013 00:59:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-16628 Picture is fine, but I admit, the just out of bed, 80’s lesbian look, could definitely work for you too! who knows, maybe I’ll be inspired to change mine….maybe my, just out of bed, finger in the light socket look could work for me ! 🙂 great sense of humor

]]> By: Adrienn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-12993 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:52:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-12993 I just set up a twitter account for the first time and for some reason you were instantly listed as a follower, and I thought “How the hell do I have a follower?” and I ignored you. But now I am reading you and loving your posts. And now you have vanished from my followers. It’s easy to keep track because I have 5 followers. That’s what I get for ignoring you. Thanks for making me laugh…you have been added to a growing list of bloggers who are inspiring me to tredge on through the painful process of building a blog.

]]> By: Barbara Zukoff https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-12256 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 22:56:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-12256 In reply to MILF Runner.

You are adorable! And very fun to read!

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11799 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 21:00:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11799 Band promo shots always make for excellent fodder elsewhere. Except for that one I’ve got floating around where the drummer and I both look like we’re about to toss our cookies. (He actually did)
That’s why I used one up until very recently for my avatar. But when I heard myself telling you (and other people) that the pic was 20 years old and therefore, doesn’t resemble the current me all that much…I changed it. Now I probably don’t look 6 foot tall anymore! LOL

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11748 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 03:09:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11748 I love that pic!! Use it use it use it!!

]]> By: Jesse https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11747 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 00:18:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11747 Gotta confess here, the title of your post caught my eye on Twitter. The badass picture of you does scream sexy animal beast. However, the second picture is the one I was more drawn to as it says confidently good looking in a good way with a bit of underlying badass.

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11746 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 00:07:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11746 The new picture suits your style of writing…hysterical. that being said, the other picture makes you look like a real bad-ass, and who doesn’t dig a bad-ass every now and then. Joke
You have to choose what makes you happy…right?

]]> By: gina valley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11745 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:09:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11745 Both photos are good, but I think it would be more fun to go have a beer with the guy in the second photo (the one where you are smiling).

Use whichever one makes you happy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11741 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:00:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11741 In reply to Sue Diamond-Phillips.

Ha – yep. It’s me. Thanks for reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-picked-a-hot-photo-of-myself-to-impress-you-a-confession/#comment-11740 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 21:59:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4987#comment-11740 In reply to Chris Desatoff.

Yeah, that was my thinking. Purely a marketing decision. I figure that if the content isn’t solid they won’t come back despite the photo.

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