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Comments on: I Owe TheBloggess An O’Doul’s https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 06 Jun 2014 06:29:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-80337 Fri, 06 Jun 2014 06:29:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-80337 For the record, over two years later, you’re still getting readers from The Bloggess. That’s how I found you. And I’m starting to feel like a stalker reading all of these old posts of yours and commenting whilst concurrently following you on both Twitter and Facebook. And how you know how much time I spend reading your posts and how many I read at a time is a little stalkery, too, so I feel better. It’s like you’re stalking my stalking.

Yeah… moving on, now…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4112 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 04:16:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4112 In reply to Jennifeckingfer.

@Jennifeckingfer Hair color isn’t really that important to me. Plus, I’ve only met like three natural blonde women in my life. The rest use lemon juice or something.

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4111 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:55:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4111 In reply to chickinabox.

@chickinabox@delfinparismeganhoskins I know I shouldn’t like this. It’s kind of creepy of me. But I should point out, purple shows blood less. I mean…er…um…

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4110 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:55:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4110 In reply to Jennifeckingfer.

Disclaimer: None of the above shall be construed to mean that the commenter is, or ever has been, homicidal or possessive of someone whom she’s ever met, especially because he seems to really like blondes, even though the woman he brought to meet his family is brunette (good on ya!). Also, said commenter is legally absolved of any responsibility, since she is quite tipsy in honor of the ordeal that is known in her home as “decorating the Christmas tree with two rabid, small, male homo sapiens.”

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4109 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:51:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4109 The Bloggess is totally hot, and I would kiss her, if given the chance, which I’m sure I will be, since I am such an awesome writer and it’s only a matter of time before she stumbles on me, even though I haven’t posted anything for several months, and I’m not a good commenter and stuff. Google just loves me, ya know? But congrats on that whole Jessica thing. I’m sure none of us married-with-kids women are pissed or anything. Or jealous. Or, you know, like homicidal or something.

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4108 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:45:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4108 In reply to chickinabox.

@chickinabox@delfinparismeganhoskins I know I shouldn’t like this. It’s kind of creepy of me. But I should point out, purple shows blood less. I mean…er…um…

]]> By: chickinabox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4095 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:12:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4095 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparismeganhoskins Is it a pink Leatherman? Cause I’ve been on the lookout for one for a while now– all I could find was purple… which is awesome, but not quite as awesome as pink. Also, cutting is bad– unless you’re doing it with a box cutter.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4091 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:55:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4091 In reply to chickinabox.

@chickinabox It’s funny – just got a Leatherman. meganhoskins sent me one from her company. I use it to cut myself – makes me feel alive.

]]> By: chickinabox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-owe-thebloggess-an-odouls/#comment-4089 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 14:50:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1254#comment-4089 You’re a liar. You don’t have a Leatherman. And if you do, I doubt you would even know how to use it.

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