I May Be Getting My Weighted Vest After All

In the past month I’ve talked about how I might have SPD and how I explored the idea of buying one of those weighted lead vests that dentists put on you during an xray.

Then I nearly purchased one, but some turd bought it before me.

So I was just sitting here, like an asshole with no heavy vest.

UNTIL TODAY

Here’s what I saw today when I logged into Facebook.

vest

My response…

Lead Apron Win

So I get the vest previously used on cancerous cats and dogs with Parvo.  I’LL TAKE IT!

11 thoughts on “I May Be Getting My Weighted Vest After All”

  1. riatarded says:

    Why do you need it? 😐

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @riatarded if you don’t get pure comfort and warmth from a weighted vest, than you and air are very different.

  2. JPenn says:

    Did you yet figure out what our the next steps?

    Boomroasted.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      @JPenn Great. Got this message in the middle of a song during our first set. I check emails while playing. Now I’m embarrassed and kicking ass at the same time.

  3. Jessica_thereader says:

    Might have SPD?!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

       @Jessica_thereader  I know for sure I have SBDs.

  4. Sonja Rois says:

    I’m jealous!   Those things are so comfy!   I think I would sleep forever if I wore one of those.  

    1. D.J. Paris says:

       @Sonja Rois  I KNOW – the best feeling ever.

  5. Kristina says:

    And what did I take away from this post?
     
    Delfin Joaquin Paris, the third.
     
    If I ever meet you (and ok, so that’s unlikely. but whatever.), I am absolutely not calling you DJ.
     
    As for the topic at hand, I hope this vest comes through! And also, that lead is not a particularly viable habitat for the parvo virus.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      I just slept with it – full report tomorrow.

  6. Gwennie says:

    God, u r a disaster.
     
    Hence the reason I adore u. 🙂  

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