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Comments on: I Just Found Out I Spend More On My Haircuts Than My Girlfriend https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:37:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-10246 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:37:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-10246 In reply to Ellen at Defenestrated Feet.

Ellen at Defenestrated Feet  As a dude, I’m not sure it would work the same. Plus my stylist is a beauty pageant queen, so that’s something fun to watch as I’m sitting there.

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9785 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:32:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9785 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  I’m reading the title of your latest post…omg! me too! oh…wait…did i just admit that…online…?…never mind….good tweezers, that’s all I’m gonna say…

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9766 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:42:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9766 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog You’re a commenting fool today. So, did it suck or not. I vote for suck.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9762 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:22:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9762 In reply to ttoombs08.

ttoombs08  I’m not proud of Pizza Hut.

]]> By: ttoombs08 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9753 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 11:27:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9753 If I could find a place around here that could cut hair without everyone coming out of the salon wearing the same 80s style, I would probably splurge on myself. Instead, I’m growing it out and doing the “stay at home mom ponytail” style. Hubby is stylin the “I shave my own head cuz I’m thinnin’ a tad” thing.
What we save on haircuts, he blows on shoes and boots. If that man were a woman, he’s be giving Imelda Marcos a run for her money in the shoe department.
And Pizza Hut? Seriously?!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9739 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:12:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9739 In reply to AdrienneAudrey.

AdrienneAudrey  tfpHumorBlog  My modeling glue habit appreciates that comment.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9738 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:12:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9738 In reply to SteveWalters.

SteveWalters  This is true. Plus, I pull a gun on them so they don’t go to the cops after I stiff ’em on the tip.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9737 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:07:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9737 In reply to ViolaFury.

ViolaFury  Currently heading over to your house thanks to Google Maps. Please have some cookies ready. Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9736 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:07:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9736 In reply to Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom.

Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  I need to get a massage. Checking Groupon now!

]]> By: ViolaFury https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-just-found-out-i-spend-more-on-my-haircuts-than-my-girlfriend/#comment-9672 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 05:12:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4408#comment-9672 Haven’t pestered ya in a while and I chose the perfect topic to weigh in on. So you get the ‘hood’s opinion, yo, straight from Nebraska Ave., 33605. Why not? I gotz a lady who does my grill for 10 bucks, next door to where they bust out the bangers and the tats and hos be splittin’ it, no?
I say go for it. I have red, curly hair at age 56. Luckily, I can get away with doing very little to it. I had the years of doing the spa treatment and all that at 100 bucks a pop, when I was playing viola professionally and on stage. It’s all good. I loved hearing about the dog and subway. Didn’t know she could go on Rapid Transit. My cat cannot here. The damned zombies here would eat her.

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