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Comments on: I Hope This is the Last Post on Cat Pee Ever https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:41:16 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Cheryl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-13768 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:41:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-13768 I am a new owner of cat, my son brought home after I said NO. He was to little to let out over winter. Someone gave him away to early. Nah! That wouldn’t happen. Spring has sprung finally, so OUT he goes! Before my home smells to the point of no return. He head butt my bedroom door until it opened enough to come in at three in the morning. Less than five minutes I could smell that smell. Bath or did Smokey pee? I lay there thinking. Thanks for the story and the help. Pet friendly

]]> By: sodamnexcited https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10474 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 05:08:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10474 I feel your pain. I once had a cat that choose a corner in my (carpeted) basement to rip up and piss on the floor. It was horrifyingly disgusting.

]]> By: RealHousewifeSL https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10468 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:18:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10468 Cats and Condos don’t seem to go together well. My mom had a cat in her condo and I noticed a bad smell over time and realized I hat to TELL my mom! She didn’t realize it I don’t think because she lived there…you know how that works? It’s harder to smell all kinds of stuff when your standing in the center of it. Turned out…I had to find a sweet way to tell dear mom the condo was smelling like a cat. I said, “it smells like shit in here mom, really it does.” Hahaha she didn’t realize it like I thought – so she was truly glad I leveled with her:)

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10467 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:25:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10467 In reply to shelleye.

shelleye Yeah, I did miss her, but it was bittersweet. I was at the point of just wanting to be done, so it was a blessing in disguise – a tragic one, but I chose to see the silver lining. Gosh, that sounds awful. And thanks for the compliment on my blog. And thanks DJ, for letting me comment here, so other people look at my blog. You rock!

]]> By: shelleye https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10466 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 09:18:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10466 In reply to shelleye.

*best = bet. Gark!

]]> By: shelleye https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10465 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 09:13:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10465 In reply to KateHall.

@KateHall aw man how awful for you. The irony is I best you missed that cat when she was gone 🙁 And yes, thank you, there is clearly more to this cat pee business than meets the eye. There’s a joke in there somewhere but I can’t work it out 🙂 PS love your blog too 🙂

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10463 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 04:43:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10463 In reply to shelleye.

shelleye I had a cat like DJ’s before it was consumed by a coyote and I scooped that litter box EVERY DAY. The cat was mental. We tried two boxes, we tried bigger boxes, a box within a box, a box with a lid on top that she had to crawl into, pheromone spray, bleaching the litter box, etc. I never tried the Prozac though. Wish I had known about it then. Maybe it would have worked. Maybe I wouldn’t have let her out to the wolves if she wasn’t so busy peeing on all my crap. That was kind of a joke – I let her out one night and she refused to come back in. I suppose I could have gone out and picked her up. How was I to know a coyote was going to get her…literally, the day before she was going to a new home. Crazy.

]]> By: shelleye https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-hope-this-is-the-last-post-on-cat-pee-ever/#comment-10462 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 03:53:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4566#comment-10462 Hey 🙂 I’m a recent addition to your readership. I love your writing and find your blog compelling 🙂 I don’t think I’ve read all of your cat pee stories (yet!) so please forgive me if you or someone else has said this before, but cats are fastidious critters and hate to go to the toilet in smelly places. I’ve often thought (because this is what I spend my time doing) that your cat doesn’t use its litter tray because the litter is dirty. It will know it has to go there but really it will hate it, hence peeing off the edge etc. The problem might be solved by scooping out its business daily and replacing the litter (with a full clean of the tray) weekly. Perhaps you do this already! In which case please delete this 🙂

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