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Comments on: I Got My First Hate Mail! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 31 May 2015 00:59:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: SunnyD55 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-146573 Sun, 31 May 2015 00:59:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-146573 In reply to Tiff Stauffer.

You are an asshole. I can’t believe this was your first hate mail. You beat your cat? How intelligent of you. Did you ever think that the cat might be ill? YOU DON’T BEAT ANIMALS. If you can’t treat the cat with kindness, give it to someone who will. You make me sick.

]]> By: Linda Roy (elleroy was here) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-146525 Fri, 29 May 2015 19:15:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-146525 Haters gonna hate. What is this guy, the cat litter police? Congrats though. As we all know, hate mail means you rock.

]]> By: best riding mowers 2014 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-94038 Mon, 21 Jul 2014 05:29:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-94038 I seldom leave a response, however i did some searching and wound up here I Got My First Hate Mail!.
And I do have a couple of questions for you if it’s allright.
Could it be simply me or does it look like some of
these responses come across like they are coming from brain dead visitors?
😛 And, if you are writing on other online sites, I would like
to follow anything fresh you have to post. Could you make a list of all
of all your public sites like your linkedin profile, Facebook page or twitter feed?

]]> By: FaceMeetsPalm https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-13862 Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:51:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-13862 Oh my god. I about died. I can’t wait to get my first hate mail now.

As for the cat issue, I completely understand the anger. I pet-sit my brother’s puppy when he goes to work, and often, the little guy naps in my bed. Once, I found nibble holes in the quilt my grandma made me not long ago, and it was only internet-ranting that kept me from telling my brother I wouldn’t pet-sit again, even though I absolutely adore the little shit.

]]> By: ViolaFury https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-10485 Wed, 05 Dec 2012 17:13:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-10485 @Me either… not sure how I would react, with the Asperger Syndrome and all, so it’s probably a good thing.

]]> By: Pin Snarker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-10481 Wed, 05 Dec 2012 02:38:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-10481 It WOULD be a crazy cat lady (er, man) to leave you your first negative comment.  Congrats!  I still haven’t had my first Hater.  Sigh…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-10153 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:42:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-10153 In reply to ViolaFury.

@ViolaFury  Well, when people say mean things they’re just responding to their own shit. They deserved to be shamed for this, however. We must shame them! Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-10155 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:42:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-10155 @cinemasugar  Well, some poor lady is going  to marry this man. I hope she has a lot of  Valium.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-10152 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:37:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-10152 @Sonja Rois    @Katjaneway  You’re not wrong. I have a “slow” uncle named Dave. Well, he’s not so much “slow” as a “jerk.” Okay, I don’t have an uncle named Dave. I just wanted to fit in.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-got-my-first-hate-mail/#comment-10151 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:32:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2254#comment-10151 @Sonja Rois  I’ve done Prozac. It’s awesome but she hates me squirting it into her mouth. Makes her run from me! Any ideas?

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