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Comments on: I Communicate With My Ex-Wife Through Jokes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:14:56 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-7602 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:14:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-7602 In reply to PluckingDaisy.

 @PluckingDaisy  Ooh, I head he’s making out with her when you go out of town.  I thought I should tell you.  Don’t kill the messenger.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-7601 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:13:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-7601 In reply to KarolineRiskowski.

 @KarolineRiskowski  Yeah – takes time.  My thing is, I need to stop going to her for attention – even thought that’s not consciously what I’m doing.

]]> By: PluckingDaisy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-7435 Sun, 08 Jul 2012 02:44:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-7435 Scurvy Dogs…Ha!   Good one!   My favorite bumper sticker Ever was on a real POS…”Don’t Laugh, it’s paid for!” By the way my husband still talks to his Ex and I am friends with her too…totally normal right?   Your pretty damn good at making people laugh…who wouldn’t want to get a funny text about a one eyed cat? 🙂

]]> By: KarolineRiskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-7434 Sat, 07 Jul 2012 21:51:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-7434 My ex husband and I are still good friends, but we’ve had 6 years to work things out.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-4699 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:18:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-4699 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois This is very encouraging, and I’m so glad you’re a reader, SR!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-4698 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:17:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-4698 In reply to Sunburnt.

@Sunburnt Good to get some validation! (and don’t call me dude)

]]> By: Sunburnt https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-4696 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:10:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-4696 Dude, I text my ex… We always talk. It’s healthy if the relationship is healthy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-4675 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:34:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-4675 In reply to Lollylollygirl.

@Lollylollygirl I wouldn’t rather do that, but it happens – my mind makes up jokes, and sometimes they relate to my ex-wife. It’s just old patterns. I’m sharing plenty with the girlfriend, like the time I got into a really kick-ass knife fight with a Mexican and then the police came and I totally ran away and nobody ever found out who cut up Julio. Well, I guess both you and her know now.

Seriously, thank you for the advice, and I really appreciate your honesty and readership. Stick around!

]]> By: Lollylollygirl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-4670 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:01:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-4670 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis I think if you’d rather share jokes with your ex-wife than your current girlfriend, you have a problem in your current relationship. Holding on to intimacy with your ex (unless you are trying to get back together) is only prolonging the healing process. And it a little unfair to GF to have to share your intimacy with your ex….dontcha think?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-communicate-with-my-ex-wife-through-jokes/#comment-4669 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:49:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1882#comment-4669 In reply to Lollylollygirl.

@Lollylollygirl Wait, now I have to share intimacy, romance, trust, love AND jokes with my girlfriend? No deal!

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