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Comments on: I Bought My Twitter Followers – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 31 Jan 2014 23:37:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Lynda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-25525 Fri, 31 Jan 2014 23:37:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-25525 So your follow request wasn’t because we had passed blogs in the night. I’m so disappointed.

]]> By: Trinity https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-15999 Sun, 19 May 2013 10:51:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-15999 I think you followed me first? I must have tweeted a hash tag you liked or responded to one of your friends tweets.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-10791 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 03:59:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-10791 In reply to CyFlys.

No – it’s just spam accounts that are set up to inflate your numbers. Very simple. Just all smoke and mirrors. 🙂

]]> By: CyFlys https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-10781 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:10:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-10781 I’m new to Twitter, so I don’t even understand how you buy followers…do the people who are ‘sold’ to you sign up to be bought?

Geez, I’m looking at the blog date and it’s almost a year ago (but, you put the link in your latest post!). Didn’t mean to dredge up the past, just curious how that even works.

Plus, this is my test reply to you…I did NOT have to put in a password!

Cheers,
~Cynthia~

]]> By: jinxw1 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-5575 Sun, 15 Apr 2012 10:11:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-5575 @tfpHumorBlog I’m so lucky because I have keep an new iPAD 3 for Free. I get it here: @Free_iPad3_

]]> By: shipperlvrb2 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-4901 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 05:13:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-4901 In reply to NotablyNeurotic.

@NotablyNeurotic http://t.co/QYQLeWz6

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-4892 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:26:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-4892 In reply to StarTrek1701.

 @StarTrek1701  Well, you can, but then it will just gnaw at your until you fold and then tell your readers the truth.  Or just drink a lot of booze and kill the guilt.  Either way.

]]> By: StarTrek1701 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-4891 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:21:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-4891 That’s not a bad idea. I need more followers. My site only has like, 29 or something 😛

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-4887 Sun, 11 Mar 2012 22:52:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-4887 In reply to NotablyNeurotic.

@NotablyNeurotic Yeah – shameful. But now I get them the honest way!

]]> By: NotablyNeurotic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-bought-my-twitter-followers-a-confession/#comment-4886 Sun, 11 Mar 2012 22:19:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1663#comment-4886 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis Didn’t notice the link. Everything looks so darn tiny on my ipod touch, I didn’t see it! But wow! Really?

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