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Comments on: Holding Myself Prisoner https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:12:38 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-10017 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:12:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-10017 In reply to thebloggerincognito.

thebloggerincognito  tfpHumorBlog  Okay, you sold me. Doing it next time!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-10016 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:12:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-10016 In reply to kaseykakes.

kaseykakes  I do have curtains! But it’s kind of a big F You to close them in front of someone. If I need to do something intimate (take care of… uh..) I go somewhere I cannot be easily seen. But now that I think about it – I have bay windows in that room too and a building directly across the street. Never lowered the blinds once.

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By: kaseykakes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-9025 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:51:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-9025 This made me laugh. Lots. Because the whole time I was reading I was thinking “Doesn’t he have curtains?” Well you do, but that had it’s own set of problems.

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By: MarieLoerzel https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8992 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:53:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8992 Ok, we were totally opposite on the packing post.  But we’re totally alike in this one.  Except I’m 42,  socially awkward, don’t like video games and don’t have cinemax.  ‘Cept for that.

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By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8979 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 03:36:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8979 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  thebloggerincognito I mean…if the party is feeling a bit stale…

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By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8969 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 14:26:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8969 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I moved into my first apartment away from my parents where I was used to 5 acres of land and no neighbors. I was on the third floor with no apartments across from me. After my attempt at building a bamboo barrier  on my deck failed, I bought the privacy film… as if people could actually see into my apartment lol on the plus side, though, you can also get it to reflect sunlight if it beats into your space all day.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8959 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:31:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8959 In reply to thebloggerincognito.

thebloggerincognito  Oh – man, you’re right. I had no idea that was Bush. I haven’t yet crossed too far over into craziness to self-service in the middle of a party. But, who knows?

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8962 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:31:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8962 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  privacy film? You may have just saved me life.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8961 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:31:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8961 In reply to dadblunders.

dadblunders  Yeah – I  actually  knew that. I fibbed a bit for the story. Ha. But thanks.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/holding-myself-prisoner/#comment-8960 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:31:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3605#comment-8960 In reply to AngelicArtwork.

AngelicArtwork  Hey, as long as you read my blog, you can do whatever the hell you want and you won’t get judgement from me! I was playing The Walking Dead yesterday (episode 1). It’s fantastic.

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