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Comments on: Help Me Complete My Workout Playlist! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:44 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10144 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10144 @Jesse3581  I masturbate to that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10145 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10145 In reply to AmbahInvasion.

@AmbahInvasion  I’m haven’t even looked that up, but it sounds gay.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10142 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10142 In reply to dyslexicwhisper.

@dyslexicwhisper  I trust that nobody assumed my list was real. Running to “Only Women Bleed” would not get me past 3/10ths of a mile.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10143 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10143 @atvelasquez3  INXS – hilarious.

]]> By: dyslexicwhisper https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10127 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 01:17:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10127 In reply to dyslexicwhisper.

*borrow lol

]]> By: AmbahInvasion https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10104 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:27:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10104 What about “My Body” by Young the Giant?

]]> By: dyslexicwhisper https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-10101 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:17:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-10101 http://wp.me/p2qU4P-1U Here, you can barrow from my list. You’ll be happy to know Styx did not make this list. lol

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-4459 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:12:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-4459 In reply to WhitneyLeeCondie.

@WhitneyLeeCondie I’m way burned out on that song – but I suddenly have an urge to buy a Kia Sorento. Not sure why.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-4444 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:08:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-4444 In reply to D.J. Paris.

It seems like there was some time in my life when INXS was cool, I just can’t quite put my finger on when. I can’t speak as to why they aren’t cool now, either. They just sit on my passport, unlistened to and therefore unloved. Poor sad INXS.

]]> By: WhitneyLeeCondie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/help-me-complete-my-workout-playlist/#comment-4437 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:48:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1622#comment-4437 Definitely “How do you like me now” by The Heavy.

I dare you not to love it

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