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Comments on: Finally Starting That Thing – Let’s Get Fixed https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:11:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Elizabeth Flourish https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8562 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:11:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8562 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 All good till I got to the part about crushing Asians. =/

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8540 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:51:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8540 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  Next time just pop some Sudafed or something – stop being a baby about your sinuses. Get a vasoconstrictor and move on!Write me when you get the gout or something hilarious.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8537 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:46:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8537 In reply to redbone210.

redbone210  Hey, just so you know crunches won’t help with the muffin top. It’s a calorie thing. Just in case you didn’t know. That’s me being helpful!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8538 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:46:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8538 In reply to Dalrie.

Dalrie  Wow! Congrats. I’m very proud of you, except mom may need to be held accountable. It’s perfectly acceptable to yell at her if she’s being a c***.(that sentence just made me laugh)(still making me laugh)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8539 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:46:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8539 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  You just want to do bongloads and ditch your 8am class and eat ramen noodles. I completely understand.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8536 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:41:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8536 In reply to Elizabeth Flourish.

Elizabeth Flourish  Oh, Liz, I decided to steal this idea from you. Just letting you know.And don’t try to sue me – I crush Asians!(Oh, also, I’m sort of racist.)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8535 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:41:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8535 In reply to dadblunders.

dadblunders  Thanks! My girlfriend would disagree, but that’s just because she was the recipient of my anger. What a bitch!

]]> By: dadblunders https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8492 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 05:41:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8492 D.J.You do have to look at positive side though. You were successful for almost a week. If you were going to make habit it would take almost 4 weeks. I think you did very well and you deserve a pat on the back for it!Aaron

]]> By: Elizabeth Flourish https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8490 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:01:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8490 I love this so much. I’m sure your girlfriend will love the effort you make, even if you slip once or….um, more this week.And good luck with grad school research. Smart people make me jealous. But it’s nice having smart friends. I can just call them instead of googling things. I’m lazy.

]]> By: redbone210 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/finally-starting-that-thing-lets-get-fixed/#comment-8489 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:21:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3459#comment-8489 I got an MBA…online…with no GRE! And I still got a good  job (that’s me thumbing my nose at the academia snobs who think you have to do ridiculous things like …take real tests and defend your thesis!) Pshaw…Anyway, no I was still a self-righteous dick last week. I just turned it inward more and beat myself up all weekend. I’ll start being nicer to myself this week when I stop putting off laying on the floor and doing crunches to get rid of the muffin top that I can no longer blame on babyfat (she’s 5 now, there is no way I can still claim that – or can I?)

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